First locked thread for the new mods!

[ZombieNixon]

Post lock worthy stuff here! Let's see how long it takes! :bounce: Yay Mods!

[Hugin]

1. All's you've got to do is call Tucker Carlson a...

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

[XemaSab]

2. I started a flamewar on the unmentionable site

about Harry Potter... heehee!

[XemaSab]

13. Come ON already!

I mentioned the unmentionable site!

Do you need a link??????

[Hugin]

26. Yup... You'd better put in a link.

;)

[Mutley]

54. Links work. That got me in trouble a couple months ago.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

3. To those who have pissed me off over my two months of respectability

KISS MY ASS!

[Texasgal]

4. Where's the boobie pic??

That's alot better!!! :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

6. which one?

this one?
or some other?

Edit: 'cause I have lots more. :D

[Texasgal]

10. THAT'S IT!!!

What a GREAT PIC!!! :bounce:

heh heh!!!

[LeftyMom]

15. Oh I figured maybe you meant this one

This thread sleeps with the fishes in 3... 2...

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. Excellent use of lighting!

uhh... what was I talking about?

[LeftyMom]

21. .

:evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

32. heh heh...

your so nastayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! :bounce:

Good pic!!! :P

[ContraBass Black]

43. Um, ah, um,

I was going to say something, but now I can't remember anything.

[hobo_baggins]

45. my god, i've never seen you before, but you're absolutely beautiful

god broke the mold there

[Ladyhawk]

51. Kiss my boobies.

[LeftyMom]

52. I know it's cold out

but why are your boobies so blue?

[Ladyhawk]

53. They were black and blue from listening to that song:

Bounce your boobies...bounce your boobies. Now they're just blue.

Please don't turn me in to the animal cops. I bounced them gently. They just bruise easily.

[flvegan]

5. Looking forward to it.

I'll love pissing you off if that's the reward.

[LeftyMom]

9. My reward maybe.

:D

[Hugin]

7. I only have one request...

Mark a spot, baby!

:*

[ContraBass Black]

42. May I please?

:P

[DS1]

8. Kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?

Not that errr, posting questionable material brings me any joy

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Yeah, sure.

:eyes:

[khashka]

11. I can lock this thread in thirty seconds flat!

Just try me!

But good manners requires we let the new mods get their sea legs first before we start bedeviling them.


Khash.

[ZombieNixon]

14. I still owe you an early morning duel, don't I?

[khashka]

30. Yeah, it was pistols at dawn.

Shari's my second. Which means even if you manage to kill me - you're still dead meat!

For your sake, you might wanna start thinking about negotiation.


Khash.

[Deja Q]

18. 30 seconds? That's on par with Al Bundy!

:rofl:

[matcom]

12. I'm HERE! Thread OVER!

lock now mods. :P

[LSK]

16. wheres your girlfiends thou?

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Will a pic of an asshole do it?

[Hugin]

23. Here's another picture of one...

* <--- See.

[Gold Metal Flake]

24. The animated asshole...

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. For every 5 minutes this thread remains active..

I am going to kill a cat.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

27. That's just flamebait

:cry:

[LeftyMom]

28. the songbirds thank you

;)

[CarpeDiebold]

29. what, you're GOD now?

:P

[SofaKingLiberal]

31. NO, God is a Republican.

:popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. Tic Toc

:eyes:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Last one in before the lock..........

Is a big poopypants!


:bounce: :bounce:

[Name removed]

34. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LeftyMom]

35. Kick

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

36. This sure as hell worked for me once before....

Nipple!!!!


:P

[Gold Metal Flake]

37. They might be mesmerised by all the new cup holders and the 5.1 audio

system. Not sure Skinner should have gotten the LX upgrade package for the Mod forum.

[LeftyMom]

38. They're probably just playing with the controls on the hot tub.

:D

[Gold Metal Flake]

39. Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell y'all that I put a little Dawn in the tub...

...before Skinner took my keys.

Think that would be a problem?

[LeftyMom]

40. Sure it's a problem.

The important thing is it's not OUR problem. :woohoo:

[southlandshari]

41. Amen to that!

And now someone else can take a turn sitting next to Blue-Jay in the mod forum hot tub - the water was always a little warmer there than anywhere else....


:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

44. Rense says the 9-11 planes released chemtrails

I wonder if Israel was involved?

That should do it. :silly:

[Gold Metal Flake]

46. Circumcised smoking gun-owners with exposed nipples eating TACOS!

Anything? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

48. Kirstie Alley ate a songbird breaded in cornflakes while driving her SUV.

:D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

47. The "C" word will surely do it!

I've had one or two threads killed because I said chemtrail "that word"...

[SofaKingLiberal]

49. The truth about HAARP

Weather machines are fine if used wisely, but this machine is also able to effect a population's brainwaves over whole continents by bouncing its powerful and finely tuned beam down on the unsuspecting masses from a reflective piece of atmosphere that the machine first creates.

http://www.wealth4freedom.com/truth/6/HAARP.htm

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

50. However highly delveloped food preservation technology will save us all

as will pretty rocks in tin cans.

:tinfoilhat: