Nikki Stone 1
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:22 AM
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Why do guys sound like they are being murdered when they watch football? |
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There are guys in my neighborhood that sound like they are being attacked by psycho killers with chainsaws. But all that's really happening is a USC game on TV.
OK, a big USC game...but still...
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Cleita
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:24 AM
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1. I have a theory. They get a bigger orgasm from football |
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than they ever do from a woman. Whadda ya think?
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Nikki Stone 1
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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4. This one guy sounds like he's being dismembered |
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I suppose that could that could be construed as orgasmic, but he really sounds like someone is hatcheting him to death.
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:27 AM
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...I love watching the Steelers play football every week because I have been doing so since I was little. Plus like anything you enjoy watching on TV its fun living vicariously through those performers/athletes during those dramatic times.
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:25 AM
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2. because if they have a bet on the game, they usually are |
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even if their team wins, they lose because the team don't make the damn spread
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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3. It's the godamned Y chromosome. !!!! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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5. They are reliving their youth, and relishing their own days playing |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM by SoCalDem
or projecting themselves into a role they were not quite up to when they were young..vicarious voyeurs of the macho lifestyle they always wanted, but never quite got.. It hurts sometimes:)
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Nikki Stone 1
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:27 AM
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6. All possible, I suppose. But the windows are shaking. |
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You don't suppose they really ARE being murdered, do you?
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:32 AM
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7. And how come they yell |
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that sock chukers relative like it's a bad thing? All the mixed signals about that confuse me.
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Nikki Stone 1
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:33 AM
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8. Interesting that we're in the lounge...and the guy with the truck accident |
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but Not the UFO polls and cheating women threads.
Hmm...
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Thu Jan-05-06 12:40 AM
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9. It's called a 7 1/2 point spread |
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