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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:22 AM
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Why do guys sound like they are being murdered when they watch football?
There are guys in my neighborhood that sound like they are being attacked by psycho killers with chainsaws. But all that's really happening is a USC game on TV.

OK, a big USC game...but still...

:)
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:24 AM
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1. I have a theory. They get a bigger orgasm from football
than they ever do from a woman. Whadda ya think?
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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4. This one guy sounds like he's being dismembered
I suppose that could that could be construed as orgasmic, but he really sounds like someone is hatcheting him to death.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:27 AM
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Not true...
...I love watching the Steelers play football every week because I have been doing so since I was little. Plus like anything you enjoy watching on TV its fun living vicariously through those performers/athletes during those dramatic times.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:25 AM
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2. because if they have a bet on the game, they usually are
even if their team wins, they lose because the team don't make the damn spread

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GrumpyGreg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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3. It's the godamned Y chromosome. !!!!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM
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5. They are reliving their youth, and relishing their own days playing
Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 12:26 AM by SoCalDem
or projecting themselves into a role they were not quite up to when they were young..vicarious voyeurs of the macho lifestyle they always wanted, but never quite got.. It hurts sometimes:)
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:27 AM
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6. All possible, I suppose. But the windows are shaking.
You don't suppose they really ARE being murdered, do you?
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:32 AM
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7. And how come they yell
that sock chukers relative like it's a bad thing? All the mixed signals about that confuse me.
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:33 AM
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8. Interesting that we're in the lounge...and the guy with the truck accident
but Not the UFO polls and cheating women threads.

Hmm...
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:40 AM
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9. It's called a 7 1/2 point spread
Ouch!
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 12:42 AM
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10. and Texas won!
:evilgrin:
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