** BREAKING FROM JERUSALEM: HE IS DEAD **

[UrbScotty]

Generalissimo Francisco Franco, expected to rise from his Middle-Eastern grave this month, is still dead today, CNN confirms. Details to come.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You

suck.

[Reciprocity]

8. I second that. Not kosher.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I ought to throw this into GD just so you can take the beating

you so richly deserve...

LOL...

At least it wasn't the Brazillian Joke.

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Go for it. He needs a major smackdown for posting this.

[UrbScotty]

12. You ain't gonna do it, You ain't gonna do it

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[Shell Beau]

6. Do it! Do it!!

:bounce:

[madrchsod]

14. yes do it!

gd needs to lighten up...christ you`d think the country was being taken over by the pod people...

[Bassic]

16. DON'T mention that! nt

[UrbScotty]

22. Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing.

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

28. Please do.

I'd love it. I'd even go over there. I'd have to bring a bag of marshmallows and a long stick with me though. :P

[mwdem]

3. Thank God!!

I thought it was going to be you-know-what.

[UrbScotty]

9. You thought it was going to be I-know-what?

You mean Reagan's re-death?

[mwdem]

11. No, the Brazillian joke, of course!

:spank:

[rbnyc]

19. Me too. (nt)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. You got me all excited for nothing.

:D

[kwassa]

7. If I heard it once, I heard it a brazilian times!

[Initech]

10. Quick! Call Steve Martin!

[madrchsod]

13. he finally died...that`s sad

[hippiechick]

15. I thought you were gonna say 'Jesus is dead' ...

... just ... y'know ... 'cause ...

:hide:

[UrbScotty]

17. Because of what? (nt)

[hippiechick]

20. Your headline ...

.... the logical conclusion of "Jerusalem" and "He's Dead" (aside from Sharon) would be: Jesus.

Wouldn't it? :shrug:



:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. I thought you were going to say

that Ariel Sharon was dead.......:hide:

[UrbScotty]

21. FOX NEWS will be the first to tell you that (nt)

[Burma Jones]

23. Jeez, I thought it was another anti-Christian thread....n/t

[UrbScotty]

24. LOL (nt)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. Oh please, someone put this in GD.

I'd love to see it get ripped to pieces.

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

26. ih8thegop, you ignorant slut!

:D

[long_green]

27. Thank God. Chevy Chase is relevant again.

nm