Man Asks Women If He Can Jog Naked - He Does Then Masturbates - Arrested

[matcom]

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BLOUNTVILLE - An evening jog could cross the finish line in jail for a man accused of streaking on the Sullivan Central High School track.

Daniel G. Whitaker, 29, of Piney Flats faces a charge of indecent exposure after two women said he flashed them Sept. 20.

Susie Miller and Joy Fleenor told police they went to the track that night to walk.

When they got there, Whitaker, whom they didn't know, walked up and "asked if they minded if he jogged in the nude," according to a court affidavit.

The women laughed. They told police they ignored Whitaker and started walking.

"As they walked, the male came running by them completely naked," Sullivan County sheriff's Lt. Bobby Russell wrote in the affidavit.

The women said they hurried to their cars and left.

"As they got into their vehicles, the man leaned against the gate and began masturbating," Russell wrote.

The women called 911, and sheriff's deputies arrived just before 9 p.m.

Miller later identified the man as Whitaker from a photo lineup, authorities said.

The women also described a car similar to Whitaker's, according to the affidavit.

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[GOPisEvil]

1. So, jogging nude is ok...it was the masturbating that got him in trouble.

:rofl:

[matcom]

2. kinda tough to tell

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. Well, the women didn't call 911 until...

...after he started shining the rhino...:D

[Texasgal]

5. Shining the rhino?

:spray:

I don't think I have ever heard that phrased quite like that! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

7. Oh, I've got plenty of euphemisms.

:7

Back in the sex thread days, we had a whole thread of them once. :rofl:

[redqueen]

6. Sounds reasonable to me.

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Yeah, it's his equipment. Right?

Personally I like a bit more support when I exercise, but to each his own. :D

[redqueen]

11. I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Beats the alternative.

:o

[RevCheesehead]

4. I was wondering where you were last night.

They let you out already, huh? :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Good morning, my dear Rev......sorry, it is still morning here!

Your funny remark made me laugh!

Did you read the whatsit yet? Inquiring minds, and all that......


:loveya: :hug:

[DS1]

10. Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing you, but the most incredible thing happened to me last night while I was at the local high school track.. :rofl: