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Thu Jan-05-06 03:13 PM
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Confessions---I am taking them here. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 03:18 PM by Shell Beau
I believe in strict confidentiality so don't worry.
Okay, go....
Here, I'll start... STM and I just had a steamy affair! :blush:
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:13 PM
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1. I like to watch "Everyday Italian" just to yell at the TV |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:14 PM
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2. Your secret is safe with me! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:15 PM
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5. Doesn't that woman have a HUGE head compared to the width |
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of her shoulders? And, man, she looks like a great white shark when she smiles.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:17 PM
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8. That is not a smile...it is a grimace! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:18 PM
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11. My, what large teeth you have, Giada! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:19 PM
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:15 PM
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3. I'm avoiding one of the other parents in the waiting area after school |
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where I have to stand until my son gets out.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:16 PM
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6. Not the one whose son threatened your son? |
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Send her this way, I'll take care of her!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:20 PM
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17. No. different one. This one I'm avoiding because I was nice to him |
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and now he's being *too* nice to me and it creeps me out. But I still feel mean.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:22 PM
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Oh, he's looking for a little somethin'-somethin'. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 03:22 PM by Shell Beau
Shame on him!!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:23 PM
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23. Have you heard of Post Secret? |
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There's a website and a book and it's all anonymous secrets people have sent in. One of them is something like:
I don't take my kids to the playground because I hate talking to the other moms.
:rofl:
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:15 PM
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4. I once ran with scissors. |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:17 PM
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7. Running with scissors is bad, m'kay? |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:17 PM
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9. I used to date a scuba-shop owner just for free gear. |
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She was pretty good looking, so it was win-win.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:18 PM
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:19 PM
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14. Yeah, I really couldn't see a downside to the deal. |
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It was kinda awkward asking for free stuff after we broke up, tho.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:20 PM
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15. Well, get it while you can! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:19 PM
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13. Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable. |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:20 PM
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16. but do your feet smell like popcorn? |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:21 PM
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18. Dogs tend to love me too! |
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Even usually grumpy dogs are always licking me. They must sense our love for them! We are the chosen special ones! ;)
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:21 PM
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19. I Suck At Darts, And It Makes Me Angry |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:22 PM
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22. I suck too! I can hit the bulls-eye only if it is about 4 ft. away! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:25 PM
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I play almost as well with my eyes closed as i do if they're open. My friend loves the game and always wants to play. I won't play for money though. If i did, i'd just have to prepay! The Professor
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:41 PM
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that was not what made me angry |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 03:42 PM by hfojvt
I played darts with my brother and dad once, fully expecting to lose. Only I won!!!
Then we played another game. It turned into a two man race, with me bringing up the rear and getting further and further behind. My dad and brother would trade bullseyes and triple 20s. My darts would hit the bullseye and fall out. It would not have made me so furious if I had not been set-up by winning the first game.
edit: clearly irrational expectations.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:50 PM
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Similar story happened to my dad. First time he ever played golf (around 1951) he went with guys from work at the dairy. He borrowed clubs, shoes and stuff from the guy who couldn't make the tee time. My dad told everyone he didn't know how to play, so they're all giving him pointers on fundamentals and all that.
First tee, he hits the ball over 200 yards (long for those days by an amateur/beginner) right down the middle. He hits the second shot just off the green. Everyone starts telling him he's a natural, or else he lied about never playing before.
Now he starts chipping. Hits a chip, 3 feet from the hole and makes the putt for par.
The next 17 holes, he averaged more than 9 shots per hole! He shot 141 for the round. Nobody called him a liar or a natural the rest of the day! The Professor
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:21 PM
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20. I'm having impure thoughts |
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about a musician I'm very good friends with. He's hot and well...
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:23 PM
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24. Those are normal. As you were.... |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:22 PM
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:25 PM
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29. I didn't see an invite. |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:31 PM
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34. It was open invitation, but only for a select few! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:32 PM
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35. well, he's not my type anyways. BUT... |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:37 PM
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43. Don't tell him I said so, but I'll be done with him in |
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mere seconds....
:evilgrin: :spank:
Damn, I am being bad today!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:23 PM
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25. OK! I can't take it anymore. I ATE THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE. |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:24 PM
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27. Not the one I was saving for later? |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:30 PM
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32. Yes. I'm so sorry, but it was being so damned smug just sitting there |
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daring me to do the unthinkable. Mocking me. Taunting me.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:26 PM
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30. Sometimes I lie about having things to do, because |
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I'm uncomfortable leaving my home. Especially if it requires getting into a car. :(
I wouldn't feel the need to fib if people understood. {sniffle}
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:39 PM
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50. Aw, I am sorry! Here have a hug! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:29 PM
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31. I forgot that my anniversary was yesterday. |
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BUT
it works out ok because purely by coincidence I bought him an iPod yesterday for no reason. Now I have a reason. Hooray.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:45 PM
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61. Good thing you had that IPod! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:54 PM
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65. No kidding. It was just a fluke that I got it too. |
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Some guy in the building bought himself a new fancy one and was looking to unload his old one which was still a really good one. So I got it for cheap too.
The boy's gonna flip out. :D
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:30 PM
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I admit - I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll...and the other day I broke the internets!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:35 PM
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Wow, your confessions are huge! That is an amazing breakthrough for you!! Good for you!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:36 PM
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42. But...but...I thought you were going to run off to Isla Mujeres with ME!!! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:38 PM
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:41 PM
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54. The more the merrier! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:33 PM
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OK, I confess I'm starting to adapt to Horseradish sauce. *tears, thank you*
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:35 PM
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38. OK, I also loved "Titanic" |
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but mostly for the special effects.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:37 PM
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44. OK, I also glom onto some brand names. |
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Like "Simply Orange" Orange Juice.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:39 PM
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47. That is almost unforgivable, but I'll let it slide this time! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:40 PM
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53. Ooh, Titanic or the OJ? |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:42 PM
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58. Titanic!! We have Simply Orange at home! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:52 PM
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64. But.. didn't you LOVE that whole "sliding down the side |
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of the boat" scene? I did, and every time I watch the guy boing off the propellers, I say,"BOING", really loud.
:yoiks:
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:56 PM
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66. I did like looking at Leonardo, although he is not a fave |
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of mine, he was cute in the movie!!
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:36 PM
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40. It takes some time, but it can be done! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:33 PM
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Really a 300 pound gorilla.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:43 PM
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59. Mmmm mmmm mmmm! That is what I am talking about! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:36 PM
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41. When I was three I had a drinking problem. |
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I kicked it by the time I got to kindergarten, but by the third grade, I had fallen in with a pack of meth-heads. By the time I got to fourth grade, I had no teeth and my marriage had imploded, and King Kong was dangling off my back, making dodgeball especially trying.
My agent staged an intervention and sent me off to Hazelden Detox Clinic that same year and I've been clean ever since, even during childbirth (no morphine for me, doctor sir!)
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:39 PM
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:40 PM
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52. I am sorry, I can't help you there! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:21 PM
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69. Holy fuck, Hazelden is in my neck of the woods. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 04:21 PM by jpgray
Is a phone call too much to ask? x(
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:26 PM
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70. Fyck off. And FOCK YOU! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:39 PM
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49. I'd rather see Lara in strappy sandals |
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than boots.
For that matter, I'd rather see any woman in strappy sandals than boots. Well, unless they've got fugly toes.
I think I'm beyond mere salvation. :blush:
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:42 PM
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56. I am sure she looks just as good in strappy sandals! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:19 PM
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68. She does in my imagination |
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As do you. :blush:
But Minnesota has real winters, and I can be practical.* O8)
*When required by law under penalty of death.
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:47 PM
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I am not pratical when it comes to my feet, otherwise, I wouldn't even wear heels!!
;)
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:42 PM
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57. years ago while i was engaged |
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i went out with her cousin...it was one of the best things that ever happened to me,I still think about her.
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:44 PM
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60. Sometimes you gotta do bad things to have fun! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 03:57 PM
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her marketing saavy, not her music:shrug:
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:33 PM
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71. Bless me, father, for I have sinned |
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I have sinned in so many ways. To start, I have taken the Lord's name in vain. Everytime I see that fucker Bush, I scream God Damn him. Can God forgive me?
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:48 PM
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74. Since I am the closest thing to God, I say YES!! |
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Thu Jan-05-06 04:48 PM
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75. Okay. I actually *did*, repeat, *did* trade arms for hostages. |
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I feel so much better now.
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