(Copy cat of misogynstic, unfunny comment)

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1. (kick complaining of lack of posts within a useless copy cat thread)

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2. (sound of deceased equine quadruped being ceaselessly bludgeoned)

[asthmaticeog]

3. (pedantic spelling correction)

(after the fact edit acknowledging the error's correction)

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4. (feigned ignorance in an attempt to hide the edit of shame)

[asthmaticeog]

5. (mean-spirited joke suggesting that ignorance from you is never feigned)

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6. (monosyllabic snark, followed by a spate of nasty PMs about above poster)

[asthmaticeog]

7. (haughty public adoption of persecution complex, round of specious alerts)

[jpgray]

8. (denunciation of grudges paradoxically posted in a spirit of bitter snark)

[asthmaticeog]

9. (wry, sideways note that someone in YOUR Lounge clique WOULD say that)

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10. (it's hard to fit all this shit in the subject line) Uh... I mean

(self-aggrandizing comment to the effect that OUR Lounge clique is only reacting to YOUR Lounge clique's misbehavior, naturally posted with the intention to escalate said disupte and annoy your clique further)

[asthmaticeog]

11. (second round of bunk alerts, "non-sequitur" OP obliquely insulting you)

[jpgray]

12. (refusal to let your "side" have the last word--suspicious smiley)

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

13. (disingenuous "who, me?" assertion of pure motives and angelic nature)

[jpgray]

14. (lewd come-on)

[asthmaticeog]

15. (third round of alerts)

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16. (continuation of snark only to see the staired replies become a column)

[asthmaticeog]

17. (call for truce motivated by my having run out of material)

[jpgray]

18. (still waiting for the columnated replies, godammit)

[jpgray]

19. How

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20. Many

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21. Posts

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22. Three.

[asthmaticeog]

23. How long does a subthread have to go before that happens?

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24. All I know is every third Dean/Clark thread in GDP04 had this column

And it was always two people who hated each other's guts, had no free time, and were capable of spewing the exact same rote snarkery in forty different threads without getting tired of it. GDP08 is going to be terrifying--at least I KNEW most of the assholes personally back in '03-'04. :D

[asthmaticeog]

25. Ah, primaries season on DU, how I don't miss it.

Maybe if Dean hadn't gotten so royally fucked by Kerry's pushpolling and if people who disliked Kucinich weren't such COCKS about it, it would have been managable.

[asthmaticeog]

26. Oh, I see what you mean, I'm getting the column now.

[jpgray]

27. We must have different resolutions

But we'll compromise--in the new year you cut down on tit and I'll lay off of tat.

[asthmaticeog]

29. Sadly, that's probably going to be the case whether I resolve so or not.

:cry:

[jpgray]

30. This deep in the thread anything could be said and no one will read it

JimmyJazz was just a sockpuppet of mine--it took a lot of driving around and a lot of pancake makeup to pull the meetups off, I don't mind telling you.

[asthmaticeog]

31. Really?

Nice trick making yourself so short. I applaud you.

Since we're being all confessional, I'm corarose. Wanna buy a culinary?

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32. You of all people should know by now I'm a very small person

Confessional culinary corarose--yours is the only cooking blog where I would screenshot and frame a fruitcake recipe.

[asthmaticeog]

33. Oh, you and your nutty Chicago gang!

Always with the persecuting! Buncha perseCUTIES, that's what you are!

[jpgray]

34. PerseCUTIES?

Sounds like a good name for an Iranian girl group. :D

[asthmaticeog]

35. They could open for Burqa T. and the MGs.

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36. ...

:spray:

How this thread got two greatest votes I can't imagine. Too bad they're as meaningless as a mother's praise. If ATA still existed I would poorly articulate my opposition to this "Lounge threads cannot by definition be among the Greatest on DU" policy.

[asthmaticeog]

37. For real!

Some assjack in GDP can post a frothing rant full of logical holes and "informed" by embarrassing ignorance of this country's Constitution and get 35 greatest votes plus more validation than a 4-year-old on his birthday, but the Lounge is "unproductive?" FUCK that happiness, I'll take smart people being inane over dumbfucks being grimly serious any day.

:toast:

[jpgray]

38. Maybe if we start referencing chemtrails and tsunami machines...

Loungers' Suffrage will one day be a reality. How will we find our Susan B Anthony? We need age, a generous touch of frumpiness, and a mint-worthy profile.

[asthmaticeog]

39. Of course - terrya!

Though his DU gallery pic is unflattering, I can attest that IRL he has a coin-worthy countenance. And it certainly doesn't hurt that he's re-upped for another moderator term. It's settled - terrya shall be our Suffragette-in-chief!

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40. He does have sort of a patrician, Roman profile doesn't he?

Frumpy and old he is not, however. And the Suffragettes? Man, you could be the next Phil Spector.

[asthmaticeog]

41. Frumpy and old, no -- level-headed and mature.

Obviously this campaign will need a Frank Luntz, too.

And I thank you for the Phil Spector comparison, but I doubt I could attain such splendor:

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28. K & R

ROTFFLMAO! :rofl: