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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:28 PM
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HEY KICK-ASS-BOB!
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box
voice recorders were installed in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and
SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident.

The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 49
Of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, SHIT!"

Only the state of North Carolina was different, where the final words were:
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:29 PM
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1. AAAAhahahahha!
:rofl:

























kick-ass-bob, I wasn't laughing at you, only with you!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:42 PM
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2. stop kissing kick's ass!
:rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:43 PM
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3. I don't kiss ass!
So take that!!! Nah! :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:44 PM
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4. you don't know what you're missing!
bend over! i'll show you!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:45 PM
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5. I'm not falling for that one! You're just gonna kick me in the ass!!
Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 05:47 PM by Shell Beau
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:47 PM
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6. not again huh?
:rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:48 PM
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7. I learn the first time around!
Well, at least most of the time! :7
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 07:33 PM
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8. kick
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 07:35 PM
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9. Heehee...here in Texas, we make fun of Oklahoma with that joke.
:D
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