So who really runs this place?

[khashka]

[Shell Beau]

1. matcom and kick-ass-bob are my leaders.

I do as they say. Always.























But sometimes I don't!



























And you of course! :blush:

[kick-ass-bob]

44. My minion of one.

sort of.

:P

[Texasgal]

2. Hey...what about me?

I mean SHIT! We WON THE FREAKING ROSE BOWL!!! What else do you want from me? MY BLOOD??


:P

Khash... You run this place dahhling! :P

[Double T]

3. Not sure, but still trying to figure that out.

[SOteric]

4. Silly humans. This place is run by

Skinner's Chihuahua, Romeo.

[Shell Beau]

13. Good point!

How could I forget?

[rbnyc]

5. Lynnesiprog GOPcomPittkhas NSMShellLadytericretro of GuinesS1

:crazy:

Actually, it's me.

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

9. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[rbnyc]

11. Thanks...

...it wouldn't let me post it without putting in spaces tho. I wanted to run it all together.

[LynneSin]

69. well that was a truly suckup post

:eyes:

BTW, we changed the weekend in NYC to the 17th of February because a bunch of DUers from Chicago are going to be in town!

[khashka]

6. Wait! I was supposed to win!

Although I didn't vote for myself....... my vote went to somebody else.

I thought this was obvious! Don't you people know what to do when I tell you to do it? Sheesh! You just can't get good slaves these days.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

12. I voted 'other'

I was so torn between the folk there.

I actually reckon it's the N.S.A., you're obviously an agent keeping an eye on all of us.

[khashka]

17. Damn it, TJ!

Have you no discretion?

Go ahead and tell everyone I'm a spy for the government!

Wait! You did, didn't you?

Time to switch identities.... I'm really Heidi. I swear! Or I'm Tony Blair. Or DS1. Or LSK. Or LeftyMom. Or Skinner. That will confuse people.

Khash.

[xmas74]

20. They all need to ignore your slave talk.

WE know who the real slave is here. Maybe I've been neglecting my duties lately...

[khashka]

22. My mistress speaks....

You might have to duke it out with TJ, though. He thinks I'm his slave......

Khash.

[xmas74]

25. We know who will win that one.

TJ knows it too.

[tjwmason]

32. T.J. isn't even going to play that game.

:scared: :hide:

[xmas74]

51. Cuz you're scared of me.

It's ok sweetums. I'll break him down and hand him over to you.
I get the worst end(which is the most fun for me). You get the end result-a man who can't say no to a single one of your requests.
Sounds like the perfect deal.

[tjwmason]

53. Sounds ideal to me.

Seems like we make a good partnership. :D

[xmas74]

56. Yes, we do.

[khashka]

59. Plotting behind my back, eh?

Break me down, indeed! No one has managed that yet!

I'd like to see you try! (please?)

Khash.

[xmas74]

66. Never behind your back.

I do my plotting out in the open.
As to breaking someone down-you know I can do it. No problems there.
Now sit down and do as you're told!

[FVZA_Colonel]

7. Just an Orangutan named Suzanne.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. What do you mean?

'Stealth candidate?' Isn't that like being 'The Invisible Man?' :shrug:

Anyways, that's the first poll my name's on! Thank you! :woohoo:

[khashka]

14. Well I was torn between "stealth candidate" and "dark horse"

You tend to sneak in, invade, and take over. Subtle and sweet. Whereas my style is swaggering around and taking no prisoners. So it was meant as a compliment.

Don't tell Heidi I called you "subtle and sweet" or she'll think I'm trying to steal you again.

Khash.

[Call Me Wesley]

15. Kashka said, "Subtle and sweet!"

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... :pals:

[khashka]

18. I also said never repeat it

between you and TJ there's no such thing as discretion, is there?

Khash.

[Call Me Wesley]

19. There is discretion,

but sometimes you have to say the good things out loud! ;)

BTW, you might like it: Ever read anything from this guy: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4527324#4527714
Although I'm not quite sure if he ever was translated into English.

[Ediacara]

10. Superintendant Chalmers

[bigwillq]

16. Skinner and the other admins. (nt)

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Grovelbot.

Du-uuh.

[Rhiannon12866]

23. Skinner. As he always says, this is his his website.

He makes the rules, and we're here, thanks to him. I'm grateful to him, but sure enjoy the rest of you, including everyone in your poll, and certainly you're at the top of my list.:hi:

[Robeson]

34. As usual, nice call Rhiannon!.......

....:hi:

[Rhiannon12866]

67. Hey, I call them as I see them, my friend.

And this is just the reality of DU, not that I have any problem with it. I'm just happy to be here.:shrug:

Rhiannon:hi:

[datasuspect]

24. the guy who pays the bills

[Heidi]

26. It's either the Bilderbergs, or "the grays." (nt)

[KitchenWitch]

27. southlandshari!

:woohoo:

[southlandshari]

41. Now that is a scary thought!

:rofl:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Depends on what the definition of "run" is

[NMMNG]

29. Kang and Kodos

Bow down feeble Earthlings and submit to your obvious superiors!

[ET Awful]

40. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

:P

[auntAgonist]

30. BerthaK and MrsV's catz!

I know it.


:hi:

[XemaSab]

31. Skinner's hand is so far up matcom's bum

that he can floss matcom's teeth!













































:hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Skinner, elad, and EarlG...and all I have to say it, Thank God for

that.

[hyphenate]

35. Skinner's dog eom

[Mobius]

36. ME!

of course :D

[Robeson]

37. Ya' know. I almost nominated you, before I found out you were a Pack...

...fan....:evilgrin:

[Mobius]

39. your icon is blurry

mine is better

[ET Awful]

38. Quinn runs it.

And if you say otherwise, he'll bite your toes off.

[kick-ass-bob]

42. hell-fucking-lo!??!

:P

[Sugar Smack]

64. I voted for you and Shell Beau.

You two swung the lounge around by its tail today. Hoo-boy!

:woohoo:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

43. All your base are belong to Grovelbot.

[bridgit]

45. thank you for posting your valentine list...

:D

[Heidi]

47. khash may never forgive me for this, bridgit, but

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[khashka]

60. I forgive you, Heidi

bridgit cracked me up, too.

Khash.

[Sugar Smack]

65. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*apologies to khash, heehee*

[Guy Fawkes]

46. The "PNAC"

don't tell anyone.

[baldguy]

48. I thought we were an autonomous anarco-sydicalist commune.

[LaraMN]

49. Jesus, you heathen!

[swimboy]

50. Texas1928. It's him.

Now he'll have to kill me.

[texas1928]

57. Nah now you are in the llamas ring of protection.

[jonnyblitz]

52. it's newyawker99! I can't believe none of you have figured it out

she is the woman behind the curtain pulling the strings. she knows all. how do you think she keeps track of everybody's "milestones"?

[Strong Atheist]

54. Shell Beau. She is giving orders.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4548090

[khashka]

62. Nah, she told me she obeys all my commands

She only gets bossy when I'm not looking.

Khash.

[RandomKoolzip]

55. Master P and the No Limit Posse run this.

[texas1928]

58. It is OLIVES!!!

:P

[Left Is Write]

61. The monkeys do.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

63. you forgot ME

nt

[progmom]

68. sundog

...but it should be Heidi. :)

[baldguy]

70. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[SofaKingLiberal]

71. Other - The Reptilians