The only good Texas Longhorn

[Dave Reynolds]

would be served medium rare.





:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Make mine a porterhouse, medium.

:hide:

[Xipe Totec]

10. The only one worth eating is Bevo

And the Texas A&M Aggies steal and barbecue him every time they get a chance.

[Taverner]

2. Are Longhorns meat cows or milk cows?

Or work cows?

I know not my cows....

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Longhorns, in general, have not much use.

They eat, poop, and consume oxygen.

But the cows can be eaten.

:hide:

[fishwax]

11. they're pretty tasty, imo

lean, too ...

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Yep, good eating. nt

[datasuspect]

4. why do you hate america

?

i think you're mad at god.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. I'm a commie bastard, that's why.

And making baby Jesus cry is my hobby.

[datasuspect]

6. infidel!

[Xipe Totec]

7. I think the whole mantra goes:

"You're wicked, you're evil, your feet stink, and you don't love the baby Jesus".

Swear to God, I've heard it verbatim.

[Dave Reynolds]

8. I also learned a new word today,

someone called me "scurrilous". I had to look it up, and it seems to fit.

[Xipe Totec]

9. I had to look it up too

No mater how fucking hard I try, I've never been called scurrilous.

Now I feel deprived.

Shit.

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Stay tuned, I'll spring it on you sometime.

When it will be a surprise.

[Sequoia]

14. I'm going to leave old Texas now

Ain't got no use for the Longhorn cow.

[StellaBlue]

15. .

[Dave Reynolds]

16. meh....

Next year, who will care?

[StellaBlue]

17. .

[Dave Reynolds]

18. Wow, from here they look just like ants!

How many does that place hold?

[StellaBlue]

19. stats

Built 1924
Capacity 81,816
Surface Grass (1996)
Conference Big 12
Cost of Construction $275,000

An attendance record of 84,082 people occurred in 1999 during a game against the University of Nebraska.