my son hates Fitty Cent and his girlfriend loves Fitty Cent

[mopaul]

my son was telling me about fitty cent, and said the fact that he has been shot nine times (fitty cent that is) has no bearing whatsoever on his shitty so called music.

then half an hour later his girlfriend arrived, (my son's) and was going on and on about how much she just loves Fitty Cent.

I felt unqualified to offer an opinion and sat there in awkward silence.

can anyone straighten me out on this pressing dilemma? does fitty cent suck, or rawk?

[William Bloode]

1. Hey blows huge chunks!

He's a marble mouth no talent hack. The only reason that beaver toothed hoodlum wanna be has had any success is due to Dr Dre.

Getting shot don't make you tough, I know! It makes you a dumbass for the most part. At least getting shot in the "gangsta" context of things.

[FVZA_Colonel]

2. Your son is the one with taste.

And, if the rumors I've heard on the Internet are true, 50 Cent was not shot nine times, and he once used a sixteen year old girl as a coke mule.

[DS1]

3. Fitty Cent is the George W. Bush of hip hop

Sorta showed up outta nowhere

Shady history

Makes a living leering at camera

Totally sucks

Lots of dumbass shitferbrains followers who can't see through the smoke

[NYdemocrat089]

4. I think 50 might be like Bush in other ways...

I remember reading this in school during one of my classes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9898116

"50 Cent says Kanye West wrong about Bush
Rap star claims Katrina ‘was meant to happen. It was an act of God’"

I'm sure God purposely killed people in the Gulf Coast.:sarcasm: :puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Wouldn't that make Fiddy the Pat Robertson of the rap world?

[LostInAnomie]

5. No talent POS riding on the coat tails of a real talent.

If it wasn't for Dr. Dre's beats he would be an absolute nobody. People with any taste for rap at all know he sucks (you should be proud of your son), people who easily fall for gimmicks love him.

[flvegan]

6. Just hit a p2p server and dl some of fitty's work. You'll soon realize

just how much he sucks. Sorry, but I just don't see it with him.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Sucks QUITE profusely...

Violence-glorifying, misogynistic, homophbic, materialistic, capitalistic scumfuck who makes some of the shitties rap music I've ever heard.

[silverpatronus]

9. without dre's beats he'd be nothing

he's a simple-minded, talentless hack bastard who doesn't even write his own material. i have no respect for rappers who don't write their own material.

[MrSlayer]

10. Sucks in a way that would make Jeff Gannon envious.

He really, really sucks. Rap hasn't been good since 1992.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Two words:

Sweatshop Union.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. All of his songs sound alike .

And voice is very monotone . His rhymes are all about the same thing . I don't like him either .

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

12. He's all gimmick

and look along with style, No musical talent at all

[LynneSin]

14. Fitty Cent said he would vote for Bush if he legally was able to do so

You think I'm joking? I'm not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republican_Celebrities
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, rap artist. Indicted that had he been eligble to vote, he would have voted for George W. Bush in the 2004 Election.<148>

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1514482/20051123/50_cent.jhtml?headlines=true

Like George W. Bush, for one. 50 thinks the president is "incredible ... a gangsta." "I wanna meet George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him," 50 told GQ. If the rapper's felony conviction didn't prevent him from voting, 50 said he would have voted for Bush.

[Maestro]

15. Chuck D or even the Beastie Boys are better than that

criminal.

[Blue-Jay]

16. Hmmm. I thought it was "Fiddy Cent"..

[Moochy]

22. The d's are voiced or voiceless

True hatah's will voice the D, whereas the real hip hop head will just press the >> button and skip to the next track without 50¢ on it.

[RoyGBiv]

24. It is ...

The suburban-ism here is stifling. :-)

And Fiddy Cent does suck in a way that defies normal suckage ratings. And he like the Shrub, so he's pretty much a waste of space.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. He sucks. Really, really badly.

Even people who like most other kinds of rap "music" hate him.

:scared:

[mopaul]

18. all i know is, NObody is 'bulletproof'

that's like calling a ship unsinkable.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. And we all know what happens then...

:D

[AccessGranted]

20. Uhhhh.....do I dare say.......

That I went to see the movie with my sons and I actually liked it. His first CD was decent but gimmicky. The second one reeks big time! There are some things about him that I like and some things about him that I hate. And I hate to say...his body is bangin' LOL (so what I can be shallow and superficial if I want to).

[trof]

21. There are more important things in life.

Really.
Not virtual life.
Actual life.
Buy him a Hank Williams CD.
Kick back.

[jus_the_facts]

23. Who?

:puke:

[graywarrior]

25. Mopaul, that is the funniest post by you to date

And you have some frigging hilarious posts.