Why don't you take your pet rock and your mood ring and . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

Do the hustle, baby, yeah!

[Dave Reynolds]

1. A mood ring showed up at my workstation.

It is now perched on the head of my devil duck, like a little 70's tiara.

[Deja Q]

2. If you look at the sheetrock texture long enough...

that guy is not only a bad exhibitionist, he's got little worth looking at...

:hide:

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. *lol* Very little if you ask me

[Floogeldy]

3. Mood rings work.

Really. If you don't believe me, try this experiment.

Get a mood ring. Smoke a joint, relax. Notice the color of the ring.

Then, get an ice pick and start scraping it on your scalp. I guarantee you that within a few minutes your mood ring will turn red.

Honest.

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Holy shit, you're right!

Now, if you could just call 911, please...

[Floogeldy]

8. No way I'm calling 911.

I would never do anything to get a DU brother busted for smoking weed.

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You bastard!

You killed Rabrrrrrr!

[Floogeldy]

12. NO

Nobody can die from scalp-scrape bleeding.

It sure looks really bad, though.

Pic?

;)

[struggle4progress]

4. My pet rock ran away. I guess I sorta took it for granite.

[spacelady]

6. BWaahaahaa! Granite! Stone turns me on! Iron Pyrite Baby! n/t

[struggle4progress]

7. * looks nervously around to find exit *

[spacelady]

11. Blocked!

[CarpeDiebold]

29. lol that's brilliant

i'll have to steal that one.

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Do the hustle by Un-Candle light

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. My sister had those!

I forgot that they were called un-candles!

Of coruse, they are very prevalent now, but not with that name - they're just floating oil candles or something like that.

[davsand]

14. MAN did those stink when you blew them out.

They told you to use regular cooking oil in those things and I will NEVER forget how bad they smelled when you blew them out.

Now that was a blast from the past...



Laura

[Liberal Veteran]

16. That's why the package said to blow out the candles after...

....the room was filled with smoke from your water bong.

[davsand]

24. You mean the 6 ft acrylic or are you talking about the party bowl?

Hash oil off a knife blade wasn't too bad either.

----

Help--I can't remember what those things were called that we used to MAKE hash oil. You put the pot in it...

Mizers? Nah...

I am drawing a blank now.


Laura

[Liberal Veteran]

27. Never had hash oil, but hash itself was a rare treat.

I really liked the way it just snuck up on you. It was harsh and you'd be like "must be crap" because you wouldn't feel anything. Then like 15 minutes later you realized you are just totally stoned.

[Canuckistanian]

15. My arms are still bruised from clackers

Can I sue anybody?

[texanwitch]

17. Clackers, they were dangerous.

I knew several people who hurt themselves, I never wanted one.

[Canuckistanian]

19. I heard of a kid...

Who was playing with some faulty clackers, when they exploded. They also exploded the head of the kid.
Ewwww!
Honest Injun!

[Liberal Veteran]

21. He wasn't related to that kid who ate the Pop Rocks and drank cola was he?

:D

[Canuckistanian]

31. He just lived down the block from me!

Never saw him around, though. Jeff said he was Fatty's little brother, but then I hit him because I hated him and I...

Oops, said too much.

[texanwitch]

22. I knew three kids who went to the ER playing with clackers,

hit themselves in the head.

[spacelady]

23. I still have my clackers! They were a gift from my brother....

Who apparently didn't like me.

[texanwitch]

Keep them, someone on EBay might buy them.

I can still hear the damn sound, and then a yell of pain, and then blood. One kid broke his nose, talk about blood.

[spacelady]

26. I always thought they would be good for orthodontic work, no, I won't

sell them, they are family heirlooms! Ha

[Liberal Veteran]

20. I thought they grew clackers on power lines....

because that's where I usually saw them. I figure they sold the same lot of them about a dozen times just by harvesting the clackers that got tossed up onto telephone wire.

[Liberal Veteran]

18. I'll meet your bruises and raise you the scars on my feet from lawn darts

LOL

[Canuckistanian]

25. I know where some Lawn Darts are right this minute

On the third shelf of the the storage shed of my dad's place.

They've been there for years, along with a few other relics like a tetherball and the remnants of a ping-pong table (every home with a big basement HAD to have a ping-pong table, I think it was a law)

Damn! And I was GOOD at lawn darts, too. Coulda made the Fad Olympics, if my old man hadn't sold the trailer and we were back pickin' cotton again....

[texanwitch]

28. clackers

www.bigredtoybox.com/cgi-bin/toynfo.pl?clackersindex

[GOPisEvil]

32. Can't. The goldfish in the heels of my platform shoes died.

:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. You insensitive PETA-bashing son of a bitch!

STOP DEMEANING MY DIET!!!!