Cheer me up!

[KitchenWitch]

I have had the flu, and am down in the dumps.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Read this. It might bring a laugh!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4544368

[KitchenWitch]

2. I saw that!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. I about fell out of my chair when I read it!

:rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

3. I've always wanted to be....

[KitchenWitch]

4. LMAO

I just watched that episode yesterday!

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. What's stopping you?

G'hed... put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. :shrug:

Or is it shopping on Wednesdays and having buttered scones for tea that interests you?

[RevCheesehead]

19. It's the suspenders....

They make me hot. :blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Take 'em off

And that, too.

But the high heels can stay. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

38. Oooohh!

I like the way you think! :woohoo:

One more question: Thigh-highs... yes or no?

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. I'll let DLR speak to that

"I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings."

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

60. DLR?

David Lee Roth?

I'll have to look around and find some... all mine are seamless. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

61. Including the fishnets?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

62. Ah, those!

Don't have any of them, either.
But, that could change, given the right incentive. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. The incentive is

you catcha mo' fish.

[RevCheesehead]

64. Oh, you done it now!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_video/fish.avi

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Perhaps a quiz game?

http://www.zipperfish.net/free/quiz/boobs-butt-shoulder-pop.html

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Puke your guts out! You'll feel better!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Floogeldy]

8. Your life will be filled with great joy.

You will live to be 73 years old and suffer little pain.

Oh. About that great joy? There will be intermittent periods of UNBEARABLE HELL.

sUCH Is tHE hUMAN eXPERIENCE.

Love to you, always.

Floog

[qnr]

9. Don't sleep too much....

[KitchenWitch]

13. Great Toon!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

10. You're cute, KitchenWitch.

And I like you an awful lot. B-)

There, I hope that helps. :7

[KitchenWitch]

15. It does!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear KitchenWitch!

I don't know any jokes, I'm lousy at stand-up.......

How can I cheer you up? Maybe you should cheer ME up?

:loveya: :hug:


Check your PM....

[CarpeDiebold]

14. does this help?

a neurosurgeon walks home and finds his kitchen sink is leaking. he calls a plumber and after 5 minutes, the plumber fixes it. he hands the neurosurgeon a bill for 400 dollars. neurosurgeon says "i'm a neurosurgeon and even i don't make that much!"

plumber says "yeah, i know. i didn't make that much when i was a neurosurgeon, either!"

i'm nto sure why i thought you'd enjoy that, other than it has the word kitchen in it, lol. i hope you feel better soon though!

[KitchenWitch]

17. I love it

I like medical jokes a lot.

Do you know what the difference between God and a Cardiologist.






























God does not pretend he is a doctor.

[CarpeDiebold]

26. lol!

i've never heard that version. the one i heard before is "what's the difference between god and a neurosurgeon? god doesn't think he's a neurosurgeon."

how about this one:

did you hear about hte baby born in the new high tech delivery room?


it was cordless!

[RevCheesehead]

16. Our next president keeps good company:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. Who is that, my dear Rev?

Is that Senator Feingold? on the left, of course!

:loveya: :pals:

[RevCheesehead]

24. It's Rrrrrruss!

And I hope he runs! :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. I hope he does, too!

He is a genuine good guy!

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

21. OOOOH Bucky!

And Russ!

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. He's unelectable ............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

29. Keep your flamewar out of my thread please

:P

[Crazy Guggenheim]

30. Listen. I think Hillary has the nomination all tied up .........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Fortunately, Bucky has no plans on running for office.

Which is good, because if he did, he'd kick your yakky ass. :P

[KitchenWitch]

32. ...

:yourock:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. It could be a political ploy? Or else why would he be sitting next to

Russ?? Think about it!! Maybe he's trying to get a V.P. slot!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

40. You silly popcorn fiend.

It was a Wisconsin Seder. Oy gevalt! :banghead:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. What is a WI. Seder?

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

43. A Seder attended by people from Wisconsin.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. I KNEW THAT!!!

But Feingold is unelectable ......

:popcorn:

[LSK]

18. i totally suck at cooking

And now I have a mess in the kitchen. :grr:

[KitchenWitch]

22. meh, just throw it all away!

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. You type very well for a sick person!

Here...dancers just for you!



And in case you need a little raw pep...



Or a moment of total spin...




Or just drama...




And here's a couple just for you for when the Nyquil kicks in...

This...






and...


<<keep scrolling>>





<<a little further>>





This!

[KitchenWitch]

25. I especially like the last one!

:woohoo:

[LaraMN]

35. Here you go. I dedicate this snow angel to you.

[KitchenWitch]

37. Cool

And you are wearing boots too!

:yourock:

[LaraMN]

42. Those are my everyday boots.

I hadn't gotten snow boots yet. Why isn't there a "blowing a kiss" smiley? I would use it all the time.

[khashka]

36. Viking Kittens - the cure for anything

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/


If that doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

39. We are your overlords!

[qnr]

48. self-delete

because I'm an idiot.

[khashka]

52. That litte white Kitten saying that

always cracks me up.

Glad it gave you a smile.


Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

54. I love the viking kittens

That part cracks me up too!

[qnr]

49. Could have sworn I saw something darting behind the trees in the

the lake scene.

That was great, thanks!

[khashka]

53. Don't thank me

Thank CrazyGuggenheim for giving me the link. And Joel Veitch for doing it.

But I'm gonna go back and watch it to see if I can see what you saw.....


Khash.

[roguevalley]

45. go there. Guarenteed: www.cuteoverload.com

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Ahem

[KitchenWitch]

50. awww

You know me so well.

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. :-D

:hug:

[gordontron]

55. hmmm...

CHEER UP OR ELSE!



:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

56. LMAO

I love kittens with guns!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

57. Would a slightly suggestive cactus help?

[KitchenWitch]

58. Whoa!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

59. That was taken by Ansel Adams in the 1940's

Well before the time of Viagra. ;-)

[newspeak]

65. okay, I think I'm three sheets to the wind tonight

I'm packing to move and I'm having a hard time typing, toomuch wine!!!! Anyway I got the Dixie Chicks on Traveling Soldier came on and I'm in a crying mood now. You know typing this I have to keep one eye open-=--I keep making mistakes......Any whooooo we have moved so many times and it was times to choose family or environment---so we picked family. I've lived in some beautiful places---have you ever seen a triple rainbow? or a moon so full and big over a beautiful landscape, that you had to stop your car and just look in awa!!!!! Everyone else had stopped too, because it was so overwhelming!!!! I've been there and done that and now I'm going to be in a place where I won't see that miracle. But, I chose family, because I think that's where we need to be now. But, I want you to think of a triple rainbow, it's a miracle, something that is not seen by many!!!! And, think what a miracle this planet is and we are truly blessed to be here and witnessing such miracles!!!!! It's great to be alive!!!!!!