Who wants to take a bath with southlandShari?

[RevCheesehead]

She apparently is making a list...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4545428&mesg_id=4546337

[Shell Beau]

1. I'm pretty sure she will have a long line!!

:7

[RevCheesehead]

2. And, as a former mod, she apparently feels quite dirty.

Surely there are a dozen or so brave souls out there?

[southlandshari]

39. But what about you, Shell?

I don't know if you want to take a bath with me or not, but there might be one or two perverts around here who would watch if we did...


























:hide:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. ooooooooooooohhhhh

:bounce:

[southlandshari]

10. Is that

a yes or a no?

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

28. honey,

you should know that answer!

:P

[southlandshari]

43. It's a yes!!!!

:woohoo:

[southlandshari]

4. .....

:popcorn:
























Btw, who's southlandshari?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

5. ROFLMAO!

I just KNEW you'd fall in love with that smiley!! :rofl:

[matcom]

6. I'LL BRING THE LOOFA!!!

:bounce:

[southlandshari]

7. Only if it looks like this...

:P

[LaraMN]

8. Me first! Gotta wash the mud off!

I can supply these:


and these:


but somebody else will have to produce one of these:

[southlandshari]

9. I will NOT take a bath with you until...

you stop telling everyone you kicked my ass at mud-wrestling!

:P

[LaraMN]

14. Oh, come on now. Who came out on top is beside the point anyway...

we're BOTH winners in that kind of contest.

[In_The_Wind]

35. Ahem ...

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4545428&mesg_id=4546755

[LaraMN]

36. Wow, no kidding! That's perfect, Joan!

:rofl: :bounce:

[texas1928]

11. Well I will bring the beans

To make the bubble bath.

:P

[southlandshari]

12. Ewwwww....

Why don't you just bring your pole instead?

:D

[texas1928]

13. WHAT?!? you don't want to take a bubble bath?

AW I am sad now.

:(

[texas1928]

30. Oh I see you need visualization for a bubble bath.

:P

[Strong Atheist]

15. Depends. Is she

you know....... natural?:blush:

[southlandshari]

16. ROFL!!!

You are hilarious!!

:spank:

It wasn't ME who locked that thread!

;)

[Strong Atheist]

19. .

To the spank: Ouch!

It wasn't ME who locked that thread!

I know! I was asking the question totally independent of that thread. You did not answer, I note, which is ok.:hi: I was just being...
too forward in my questions...:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

48. ROWRR!

:rofl:

I honestly don't know the answer to your question - yet. :evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

51. ROWRRRRR back at ya!

:blush: :blush: :blush:


Uh .... yet?

[RevCheesehead]

53. Admittedly, I am not the best scholar.

I get much of my information from secondary sources. :7

[Strong Atheist]

54. Do tell ...

:blush: :blush: :blush:

[southlandshari]

60. Rev!!! There is no one here who knows the answer to that question!

And if there is, I'm certainly not giving you their name(s).


:P























KIDDING!

:D

[RevCheesehead]

62. To which part are you kidding?

Looks like S.A. could use a hug. I'd do it, but I've already made him blush several times. ;)

[Strong Atheist]

64. Hey!

I was blushing at ... well ...
DANG!
:blush: :blush: :blush:

[matcom]

17. those aren't real

:hide:

[Strong Atheist]

18. Sorry matcom, not what I was talking about.

You happen to be "out of the loop" on this one.

[Shell Beau]

20. matcom out of the loop?

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

21. I share your sentiment!

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

22. .....

Liar. I am going to pray for you now.

:P

[matcom]

23. Victory Prayer Tower!!

:bounce:

[southlandshari]

29. Um.....

It's the center, not the tower.

What in the world made you think about a tower at a time like this?


:evilgrin:

[DS1]

24. Bath?

[Shell Beau]

25. Fat Luv?

:rofl:


And it's not plugged in :puke: What a bubble bath!

[southlandshari]

37. Go away.

My tub is alredy occupied.

:eyes:



























:hide:

[Gold Metal Flake]

26. I am above all of this. (oh please oh please oh please!)

Wanna talk about fast driving?

[southlandshari]

38. Don't make me

have to give you a ticket for a....moving violation!

:P

[Gold Metal Flake]

40. Will you read me my "rights"?

Or will there be orders to follow?

















































Does that baton take batteries?














:D

[In_The_Wind]

27. Hmmm ...

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4545428&mesg_id=4546755

[eyepaddle]

33. Joani, there are few things I like more than a soak in a hot tub

If only the drive weren't so far, I'd join ya for sure. :hi:
After my new year's celebration I could totally use a good thaw!

[southlandshari]

45. Very nice!

:loveya:

[Taverner]

31. I DO I DO

Can I bring my duckie?

[southlandshari]

44. That depends.

Is it a RUBBER duckie?

:evilgrin:

























Yeah. I know. That was pretty bad.

:eyes:

























But I'm :rofl: anyway!

:D

[eyepaddle]

32. There are so many EXCELLENT potential

wiseass repsonses this thread, I don't know if it's possoible to pick just one!

Since I'm so gat away, I'm likely out of the running--but could the event be webcast? :P

I'll bring the :popcorn:

[southlandshari]

55. You

will get your reply via PM.

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

34. No.

Not if it's so crowded. :evilgrin:

And I'll bring an octopus.

[RevCheesehead]

47. Wesley, I'm worried about you....

It looks like you're going to become intimate with that bottle of champagne. :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

50. LOL!

You think my aim is so bad? :rofl:

[southlandshari]

61. ....

:cry:




but then :rofl: at that picture, so I will live!

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

63. You must have misunderstood me:

I said, "No, not if it's too crowded ..."

You don't mind an octopus, do you?

(I need to explain about the octopus: When I was 6, and had to take my bath, there was this neat octopus in the fridge ready to be cooked. But I decided, that before it made it to dinner, I will honor it in its natural habitat. So I took it into the bath with me. I'm sure I had some toy submarine in it, too, so it was a helluva fight; but I, Captain Nemo, of course won. ;) )

[RevCheesehead]

66. Does Heidi know that you're willing to share you "octopus"?

Gotta admit, that's a new one. :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

68. Tsk, tsk ...

It was a real one. And I was a kid!

But I can't believe I actually found this:

[KamaAina]

41. Normally I take showers

probably because that's all there is in my tiny apartment, but hey, if she'll provide the tub, I'll bring the Moon Pies! (now there's an out-of-context quote for the ages...)

[southlandshari]

56. Hey you!

Long time, no see!

Showers work for me - my moon pies get dirty from time to time, you know...

:D

[RevCheesehead]

58. Just out of curiosity,

Are your moon pies above or below the waist?

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

42. Let's shower together.

:evilgrin:

:P

[southlandshari]

57. Wow!

You are now on my official short list of scary bad boys in the Lounge!!!

:loveya:

[texas1928]

67. I am the baddest... SEE

[EstimatedProphet]

46. Depends

What kind of bath?

[southlandshari]

49. Does it really matter?

Now that we're both nekkid and all...

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

52. Yeah, no mod uniforms...

Good point

[southlandshari]

59. So when is our ex-mod quarters death match to take place?

One or both of us is going to puke before it is over, so a bath or shower may come in handy!

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

65. Too true

We just need to pick a place...

Since we're talking about needing a bath afterwards, how's this for stakes?

Winner:


Loser:

[EstimatedProphet]

69. I apparently shocked Shari into submission...

I WIN!

[southlandshari]

70. In your dreams!

Watching a movie. I'll be back later to put you under the table!

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

71. Ha!

I dare ya!

[southlandshari]

78. Damn.

Got otherwise occupied for a while last night. Had to take a....bath.

:evilgrin:



So when are we gonna have our game of ultimate quarters, and are we gonna let the whole Lounge watch for free, or shall we go the pay-per-view route?

:P

[RevCheesehead]

72. This post needs more replies.

:kick:

[DanCa]

73. Hmm can i give the bath?.

[RevCheesehead]

76. We'll have to ask the bathing beauty.

I think she was last seen in the company of Estimated Prophet... or Matcom.

[southlandshari]

79. Hmmm....

Now that was a creative response! Do you use a loofah? Special soaps?

Details, man! Give me details!

But please, only the PG-13 kind. This thread is kind of fun (in an :eyes: sort of way, I know, but what the hell...)

:D

[KitchenWitch]

74. If y'all can wait

My possible future house in California has a hot tub.

[southlandshari]

80. How long before you move?

If I wait that long to bathe, that leaves a lot of time for me to get good and dirty!

:P



:hi: kitchenwitch - still basking in the Badgers win?

[liberaltrucker]

75. No comment

Don't wanna get banned:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

81. Hey, Alabama!

When will you be through this way next? Skip the showers at Pilot and Flying J's and wash off that long-haul road grime here, and we'll catch a b-ball game!

:hug:

[NMMNG]

77. Ooh la la

[southlandshari]

83. LOL!

I really do need a bath, you know. Toast-making is really DIRTY work!

;)

[Ellen Forradalom]

82. HOT TUB PARTY!

If the whole lounge pitched in, we could rent a huge one for very little money per lizard.

[southlandshari]

84. Woohoo!

Can we get the purple one with the gold faucets and turbo jets?

:P

[terrya]

85. Locking

I think this thread has run its course.