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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:13 PM
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You call yourselves LIBERALS?
Yet you are seemingly unable to tolerate anyone with a different opinion on the palatability of olives. Well, I eat both green and black olives. At one point I knocked black olives, but that was before I'd given them a fair chance. Once I tried a few, I learned to love them.

How can anyone expect to have an intelligent, open-minded discourse about politics with people who have no tolerance for others' olive-consumption preferences?

I'm ashamed for the Lounge.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:14 PM
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1. Black olives suck!
Edited on Fri Jan-06-06 03:15 PM by mutley_r_us
Green olives with pimentos rule black olives any day. Anyone who says any different is a terrorist loving anti-American elitist snob! :patriot:

edit: okay, I can't spell! Wanna make something of it?!? :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:15 PM
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3. PIMENTOS are for ELITIST SNOBS!
Look in the mirror.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:16 PM
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7. I am not projecting on you!
You are projecting on me!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:17 PM
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9. I am not projecting! I am a REALIST!
I don't drive around in a Hummer with an ashtray full of pimento-stuffed green olives, but I have a SOUL!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:19 PM
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17. Not only do I have a Hummer...
I have a super-jacked HUmmer with tires as big as your car! And there are pimentos coming out of the tailpipe!!!11 It's the only true American way!!11
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:15 PM
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2. not me. I am a raving fanatic
but olives are good, imho. Both kinds!
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:15 PM
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4. You uncultured fool.
Olives are for Country Music fans.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:15 PM
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5. i hate olives
Deal!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:16 PM
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6. Our condescension towards balck olive-lovers will cost us another
election. We wonder why we can't reach the common olive-scarfers, but then we go ahead and eat ONLY green olives...Liberals? PAH! We're good old-fashioned FASCIST NAZI SNOBS if you ask me.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:17 PM
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11. hahahahahahahaha
Nice...
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:16 PM
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8. Equal opportunity for all olives!
I find value in all olives! All olives are worthy in the eyes of the Lord!
Liberte!
Egalite!
Fraternite!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:19 PM
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15. Some people think it's alright to spit out the seeds. The baby olives.
They have no morals and they do not represent our values.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:21 PM
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18. Think of the olive children!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:17 PM
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10. Sour Greek olives are my favorite.
With the pits still in em!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:18 PM
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12. Give em' hell, LaraMN! It's time we olive-lovers came out in force
against our oppressors....just,uh...don't tell Shell Beau
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:18 PM
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13. Well... I happen to like
ALMOND STUFFED OLIVES!

Guess that makes me LIBRUL!!! :P
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:19 PM
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14. Remember...if you hate olives, you hate America!!!
:P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:19 PM
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16. .
:cry:




I tried, I really did. They just tasted like cow manure!








:cry:
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