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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:25 PM
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Man pulls truck with his penis
Man pulls truck with his penis
FREMONT, Calif., Nov. 23 (UPI) --

The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

The 50-year-old who believes sex organs have great power tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles Tuesday, tugged to make sure it was tight, then lashed himself to the vehicle, the Oakland (Calif.) Tribune reported Wednesday.

http://pub50.bravenet.com/news/4289455392/21343/4

:rofl: "Grandmaster of Iron Crotch" LOFL
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:27 PM
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1. OWW!!!!!!
Yes, I actually did cross my legs while reading that.

Owowowowowow. Our fleshy bits aren't meant to be used as trailer hitches! :wow:
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:28 PM
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2. I was wondering since we don't have a hitch
how my husband was going to tow the boat this year. He didn't like my idea.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:29 PM
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3. I guess that the pump wasnt working?
What a guy will do...
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:29 PM
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4. Been there, Done that.
:hide:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:29 PM
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5. Well that stuff can always be sewn back on if it doesn't work.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:30 PM
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6. That's nothing.
I once pulled a train with mine.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:32 PM
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7. toy train?
:evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:34 PM
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8. Toys were involved.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:34 PM
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9. LOL
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:40 PM
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10. The trickiest part?
The copycat threads.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 04:00 PM
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12. I think I must have stummped 'em with this one.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 04:08 PM
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14. Well, nice pun anyway!
:thumbsup: :-)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:43 PM
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11. The next time I need a tow
I know whom to call. :eyes:
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ragin_acadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 04:06 PM
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13. that ain't nothin'
i can PUSH trucks with mine.
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