How should we punish kick-ass-bob and Shell Beau for the olive threads?

[Midlodemocrat]

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[kick-ass-bob]

1. MY THREAD WAS ABOUT BEING SNOBS!

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. So now you're yelling at me?

tsk, tsk.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. just don't de-pit me.

:o

or pit me, or however the hell you say it.

[TK421]

5. It can't be stopped, I'm afraid. However, I guess it beats those chicken

threads:shrug:

[Strong Atheist]

9. Or how about the bee threads from a while back

before I was a member?

[TK421]

11. I don't recall those....bee threads? I'm almost afraid to ask what those

comments were

[Strong Atheist]

14. Can't search the archives right now.

Error: Due to increases in traffic, advanced search is temporarily unavailable.

But I think it was started by Will Pitt? It was in relation to Bev ...

[kick-ass-bob]

15. Bees in the head?

Yeah.

:hide:

[Strong Atheist]

16. That's the one. nt.

[Sugar Smack]

17. He told one poster, "You have bees in your head. Seriously."

And the poster began to freak out and overreact.

So, he started a thread that was simply "Bees". I have never seen the likes of which came after that. The lounge erupted into a Bee Frenzy.

[Strong Atheist]

18. Yep. I was lurking ... nt.

[Strong Atheist]

19. delete. dupe. wrong spot. nt.

[Sugar Smack]

7. That's it! You ARE the bandit who stole the lounge!!!!

:spank: :P

[kick-ass-bob]

10. I started 2 of 47 threads.

One was about being a snob, and the other about liking olive oil.

I. STOLE. NOTHING.

I maintain my innocence!

Underpants started it all with his pizza topping thread!!!!!

:yoiks:



:P

[Shell Beau]

2. I'll take my punishment like a big girl!

:cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Brine them. n/t

[texas1928]

8. Make them polish off a case each of green and black olives.

That will teach them to love olives.

[Pithlet]

12. Make them eat at the Olive Garden

5 nights in a row. :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

13. I'll just eat the salad w/o olives!

:P

[Strong Atheist]

20. Well, I nominated it for the greatest page. How is that

for punishment?

[sundog]

21. stuff their mouths full of olives & put duct tape over them

for 2 days

[madinmaryland]

22. Make them read this every time they post:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[wovenpaint]

23. Now I've got "eyeworms"

I can't get olive out my mind-AND I've been reminded of Avocado, too......my eyes, my eyes.........
I say, let's make this their signatures!

[SOteric]

24. Make them both

swim around in a giant Martini for a few hours, gripping the end of a swizzle stick.

(I'll just stand aside now while the official Lounge perverts corrupt the phrase 'swizzle stick' in myriad ways.)

[LSK]

25. i say we let matcom decide

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

26. OMG

:scared:

[edbermac]

27. Send them Brazillian jokes until their eyes bleed...