The Pleasurelegience

[fishwax]

Hey, if you ain't got mojo nixon then your store could use some fixin!

The Pleasurelegience:

Brothers and sisters!
Friends of the Revolution!
Let me tell ya somethin'!

In the beginning there was Pleasure
and it was good!
And four bars and seven drinks ago, in
order to form a more perfect Las Vegas,
we the Weird, mushroom gobbling Army
of Insanity, with one nation under Dino,
do solemnly pledge... Lemme tell..
Take the pledge!

I, I pledge allegiance, to Tom Jones, drinkin'
and gamblin', to fornication, hallucination,
to visit the Holy City at least once a year!
Lead us not to Wayne Newton and deliver
us from Michael Bolton!

Sing it after me now!

I, Pleasure Baron, do solemnly swear to
go forth, skip work, sleep late and make
pleasure on the planet!

I'm a Pleasure Baron! Let the drinkin'
begin! Bring me some more drinks...

(mojo nixon)