I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger helper....

[HEyHEY]

It does just fine on its own!



Any other favourite Cousin Eddie quotes?

[Loonman]

1. "If it get's dented, my hair just don't look right"

"smells like fried pussycat"

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I dunno Clark...

I got this plate in my head - Well, they had to replace the metal one with plastic, because whenever the wife would run the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was...
clark: Does it really matter Eddie?
Eddie: Well, see if it gets dented my hair just ain't gonna look right.

[HEyHEY]

3. "Merry Christmas...shitter was full"

[johnnie]

4. I still laugh at

Clark: "Ed?"
Eddie: "Yeah Clark?"
Clark: "What's wrong with the dog?"
Eddie: "Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. (That puking sound) He's got it up. He's all right now."

[HEyHEY]

6. At the same dinner

Clark: So, Kids, I hear an airline pilot spotted Santa's Sleigh over chicago.
Ed: .....You, uh, serious about that, Clark?

[johnnie]

12. LOL

That just made me laugh. I watched it the other night, it's the only Christmas movie I own.

[Loonman]

5. "Dinky had the shits, so he stayed in the shed"

"You look like you could use a cold one, Clark!"
(hands Clark a 1/4 full warm tallboy and opens a new one for himself)

[HEyHEY]

9. In Xmas he's got a whole sixer of tallies looped on his belt

[redqueen]

7. Go get yourself something really nice.

[HEyHEY]

11. I want a blue leisure suit like he's got in that scene

[redqueen]

14. hhahaha...

if you ever get one, you'd better send me a pic!

Oh another good one:

Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. "Real tomato ketchup, Ed?"

[HEyHEY]

10. "Nothing but the best!"

[Beausoir]

13. That there is a R Vee!

[redqueen]

15. I wanna watch this again now.

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?