Hell's Jukebox. Stocked with Yoko Ono or Donna Godchaux?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

EXHIBIT A: Yoko



EXHIBIT B: Donna

[jonnyblitz]

1. LOL..the Donna comments always crack me up...

she harmonizes so well. :crazy:

your post has me laughing. brings back memories of arguments gone by..

[edbermac]

2. Yoko must have been a GREAT piece of ass...

Considering John could have had ANY woman in the world...

[tigereye]

5. she had a brain and imagination

other things that make women loveable.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I should make one thing clear at this point...

...I have every Yoko album on CD that was released in Lennon's lifetime. I can see the influence that she had on the next generation of female performers and she'll never be given adequate credit. She was a little hard to swallow in 1968...mainly because she was ahead of her time...but man, that woman had balls. She was truly an "artist" and had no fear of audiences, critics, or her superstar husband.

:toast:

[tigereye]

8. I'm just messin with ya

tigereye proud and only member of the yoko defense league. ;)

[mac56]

7. Did you really write that?!

I'm incredulous. Aghast. You gotta be kidding with this locker-room bullshit.

She's an intelligent, sensitive, creative, deeply passionate woman. John loved her, and she him.

[tigereye]

9. wanna join the Yoko defense league, Mac?

we're taking new members... ;) :hi:

[JVS]

3. They sing duets together and the show never ends

[tigereye]

4. no Ashley or Brittney would be on there

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Thank you!

Damn straingt! You're making fun of Donna Godchaux with these cheap little brats running around?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. HEY...listen to Dick's Picks 33...

I BOUGHT this train wreck from iTunes. LISTEN to Donna's tuneless howling and THEN tell me about "making fun of Donna"...

ESPECIALLY her howl on "Playing In The Band"...WHAT THE HELL WUZZAT?



:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Listen to anything by Britney Spears

Case closed.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

16. No, listen to "Playing In The Band"...

Case Closed.



:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

18. No! Listen to "Oops I did it again"!

Case closed, locked with a padlock, and buried in cement!

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. I think I've got that version of "Playin In The Band" somewhere....

I just wrote it off as the mushrooms being really bad that night.

[tigereye]

21. nah the jukebox would be full of wannabees

I thought Donna G was a pretty good singer, from what I have heard.


hi EP!

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Personally, I like some of Donna's things

Her work on Terrapin Station, for example, and some of the soundboards I've heard from that period I like too. I understand that later on she got really sour, but I haven't heard that much of it yet. So, just playing around...

[KamaAina]

11. Where is the "love" for Celine Dion?

We have a coworker who is Deaf. Another coworker named him "Deaf Man". So naturally I set to work on the legend of Deaf Man, the latest superhero.

Here's what I came up with: Yoko Ono and Celine Dion have hatched an evil plot to bring the world to submission simply by screeching and threatening not to stop until they are granted world domination. Even the other superheroes can't take it: "Losing... strength... fast... Must... signal... Deaf Man!"

So Yoko and Celine are screeching away, so close to ruling the world they can taste it, when in comes Deaf Man. "What's the problem, Yoko? Why isn't he writhing in agony like all the others?" They look at each other, their eyes widen: "Oh crap! It's Deaf Man! We're ruined!"

I never thought to include Donna in the plot (13 shows here, all long after the Donna Era had passed).

[Burma Jones]

12. No, this

and maybe we could hear "A Pickles Christmas"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. Her arms kind of fall at her sides like Monty Python's "Gumby"...

"I HAVE A PIECE OF BRAIN LODGED IN MY HEAD!"

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

17. Kenny G and Nickelback.

And Creed.


And whatever band YOU like that sucks.


And the Monkees.

[fishwax]

19. I love Donna, even on her bad nights

well, maybe not ALL of her bad nights, but plenty of them ...

[MrSlayer]

20. Hmm... Abacination or evisceration?

Either way you are in for some serious, lingering agony.

[driver8]

24. The only song on Hell's jukebox is "Mother" from the Police

album "Synchronicity". This is Andy Summer's contribution and it blows!!

[CanuckAmok]

25. What?! Where's the acknowledgement of Celine Dion?!

This poll is rigged, I tells ya. What is this, Florida?!