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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:17 PM
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I just found my next car!!
It's called the Priapus, and it's Toyota's concept hybrid sports car!!
Out in the US by March!!!

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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:19 PM
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1. oooooh! That's purdy!!
Sticker price??
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:20 PM
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2. ROFLOL ... that has got to be a joke
Just google 'priapus' for images ... trust me, very, very NSFW!
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:22 PM
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8. One hopes....
That is simply the production name, not the market name. :evilgrin:
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:31 PM
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14. DAyum.
A car with a name that means "perpetual boner." Kewl.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:21 PM
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3. I still can't believe they're going with that name...
Especially since it's not really that much of a penis replacement.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:22 PM
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6. AM I just out of the loop here?
:shrug:

What's so funny?

Please enlighten! :hi:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:23 PM
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10. Well, actually two things
A) Most importantly, I forgot my sarcasm tag. This car does not exist.

B) Priapus is the name of a greek deity whose most distinguishing feature was his enormous male member
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:28 PM
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13. Oh.
Well don't I feel stoooopid now! :P
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 08:14 PM
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17. Hey, it's one sweet looking autobody!
I mean, I want one :-)
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:21 PM
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4. Finally-truth in advertising. Since we all know, cars are replacements
for phalli (?), it's nice they finally named a car after one!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:22 PM
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5. Does one suffer "Priapism" when driving a Priapus?
Edited on Fri Jan-06-06 07:24 PM by undeterred
Its a funny name. B-)

Priapism is a persistent, usually painful, erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without sexual stimulation. The condition develops when blood in the penis becomes trapped and unable to drain. If the condition is not treated immediately, it can lead to scarring and permanent erectile dysfunction.

It can occur in all age groups, including newborns. However, it usually affects men between the ages of 5 to 10 years and 20 to 50 years.

There are two categories of priapism: low-flow and high-flow.

* Low flow: This type of priapism is the result of blood being trapped in the erection chambers. It often occurs without a known cause in men who are otherwise healthy, but also affects men with sickle-cell disease, leukemia (cancer of the blood) or malaria.
* High flow: High flow priapism is more rare than low-flow and usually less painful. It is the result of a ruptured artery from an injury to the penis or the perineum (area between the scrotum and anus), which prevents blood in the penis from circulating normally.

What causes priapism?

* Sickle cell anemia: Some adult cases of priapism are the result of sickle-cell disease and approximately 42% of all adults with sickle-cell will eventually develop priapism.
* Medications: A common cause of priapism is the use and/or misuse of medications. Drug-related priapism includes drugs such as Desyrel used to treat depression or Thorazine, used to treat certain mental illnesses. For people who have erectile dysfunction, injection therapy medications to treat the condition may also cause priapism.

Other causes of priapism include:

* Trauma to the spinal cord or to the genital area
* Black widow spider bites
* Carbon monoxide poisoning
* Illicit drug use, such as marijuana and cocaine

In rare cases, priapism may be related to cancers that can affect the penis and prevent the outflow of blood.

How is priapism diagnosed?
If you experience priapism, it is important that you seek medical care immediately. Tell your doctor:

* The length of time you have had the erection
* How long your erection usually lasts
* Any medication or drugs, legal or illegal, which you have used. Be honest with your doctor, illegal drug use is particularly relevant since both marijuana and cocaine have been linked to priapism.
* Whether or not priapism followed trauma to that area of the body.

Your doctor will review your medical history and perform a thorough physical examination to determine the cause of priapism. This will include checking the rectum and the abdomen for evidence of unusual growths or abnormalities that may indicate the presence of cancer.

After the physical exam is complete, the doctor will take a blood-gas measurement of the blood from the penis. During this test, a small needle is placed in the penis, some of the blood is drawn and then it is sent to a lab for analysis. This provides a clue as to how long the condition has been present and how much damage has occurred.

How is priapism treated?
The goal of all treatment is to make the erection go away and preserve future erectile function. If a person receives treatment within four to six hours, the erection can almost always be reduced with medication. If the erection has lasted less than four hours, decongestant medications, which may act to decease blood flow to the penis, may be very helpful. Other treatment options include:

* Ice packs: Ice applied to the penis and perineum may reduce swelling.
* Surgical ligation: Used in cases where an artery has been ruptured, the doctor will ligate (tie off) the artery that is causing the priapism in order to restore normal blood flow.
* Intracavernous injection: Used for low-flow priapism, during this treatment drugs known as alpha-agonists are injected into the penis that cause the veins to narrow reducing blood flow to the penis causing the swelling to subside.
* Surgical shunt: Also used for low-flow priapism, a shunt is a passageway that is surgically inserted into the penis to divert the blood flow and allow circulation to return to normal.
* Aspiration: After numbing the penis, doctors will insert a needle and drain blood from the penis to reduce pressure and swelling.

If you suspect that you are experiencing priapism, you should not attempt to treat it yourself. Instead seek emergency as soon as possible.

What is the outlook for people with priapism?
As long as treatment is prompt, the outlook for most people is very good. However, the longer medical attention is delayed, the greater the risk of permanent erectile dysfunction.

http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/health-info/docs/2900/2908.asp
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:22 PM
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7. Very appropriate name if "member" size/car theory applies.

Priapus is a god of fertility, protector of horticulture and viticulture. His statue, holding a wooden sickle in his hand, was used in the Roman gardens as scarecrow, and his enormous penis as a threat against thieves.

This god is mainly known for his huge virile member, and the size of it is so enormous that it has been called "column", "twelve-inch pole", "cypress", "spear", "pyramid", and many other names of the same kind referring to the dimensions of his penis. And just as Zeus shows his thunderbolt, Poseidon his trident, Athena her spear, Apollo his golden arrows, Hermes his caduceus, Dionysus 2 his thyrsus, Heracles 1 his club, so Priapus cannot but proudly exhibit his penis, which best represents him, and without which he is weaponless. This is the reason why his privy parts are always shameless displayed in erection.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:23 PM
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11. Hmmm...wonder if I just got this thread locked?
Apologies, if so.
;-)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:23 PM
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9. In that photo, is it going
forward or backward? :shrug:
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:24 PM
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12. OK, I need to clear up the name thing
Edited on Fri Jan-06-06 07:26 PM by Ramsey
The car is actually called the Volta, for the inventor of the electric battery Allessandro Volta. It was nicknamed the Priapus on a spoof site. But it's a pretty damn good name for a sports car!

And way to highjack a thread folks! I like it.
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:31 PM
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15. If you google 'toyota priapus' a lot of sites seem to have fallen for it
:shrug:

So I wasn't sure if you were serious or not ... The name makes me think of the Simpsons episode when Mr. Burns fell for the Julia Louise Dreyfuss: "She was my sexy young bride-to-be, he was my sexualy verilefriend, and they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarosa." :)
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 07:37 PM
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16. Sad news!
According to hybridcenter.org:

n 2004 Toyota unveiled its hybrid sports car concept, the Volta. The Italian-designed Volta is boasting an estimated 0-60 mph in just over four seconds while still offering around 30/mpg under normal driving conditions. There have been rampant rumors that Toyota has been planning to actually produce the Volta, but according to a Toyota representative we spoke with in January 2006, there are no current plans to make it available to the public.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 08:15 PM
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18. Cool! Can I have your current car?
:hi::loveya:
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