Uncle Zomby's Thread O' Fun

[Zomby Woof]

FUN, DAMMIT.

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'm having a grand old time.

Dammit.

[Zomby Woof]

5. It ain't fun

Without Cold Stone!

[GOPisEvil]

6. Or without ugly drama queens at the next table!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

14. She made baby jesus cry!

Huskerlaw was about to spit her margarita on that heathen!

[GOPisEvil]

16. She also made our waitress slow!

I think she was scared to come near our table.

And huskerlaw would never waste alcohol like that. :D

[Zomby Woof]

19. That waitress was so slow

We just got the check 2 minutes ago. :D

[GOPisEvil]

22. I was hoping someone could come by and dust me.

Or at least water me and turn me toward the sun. :D

[Zomby Woof]

24. I was going to toss you off...

The Coronado Bridge at sunset! Does that count? :D

[GOPisEvil]

26. That would leave a mark.

And might not be fun. :D

[Zomby Woof]

28. It would be DAMN FUN

Because huskerlaw would get YOUR margarita. :D

[GOPisEvil]

30. Whose fun are we talking about here?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

32. Whatsa matter?

Can't you swim? :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

33. If I survive the fall, I'll be fine.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

34. I would worry about the summer if I were you

:P

[GOPisEvil]

37. Ain't that the truth!

:grr:

[democracyindanger]

2. Monkey celebrities are fun

http://www.laweekly.com/ink/06/07/feuilletons-monkey.php

They Also Love Celebrities
An experiment at Duke University Medical Center offered thirsty monkeys a choice: their favorite drink, in this case, Juicy Juice brand cherry drink, or the opportunity to look at computer images of the dominant, “celebrity” monkey of their pack. Despite their thirst, they chose to look at the pictures. Monkeys with status have food, power and sexual magnetism — everything the others crave. The impulse to look at these “celebrity” monkeys was so strong, it superseded thirst.

[Zomby Woof]

8. I bet one look at the chimp-in-chief

And they'll be hitting the Jack Daniel's juice.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Okay, damnit!!!!

I'm having an f-ing good time! :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

9. YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE!

Andy Wappler called. He said you two had FUN last night! :o

[SeattleGirl]

13. LOL!

Oh yeah!!! We had a blast. First, we..... And then we...... And finally we..... :blush:

[Zomby Woof]

15. He showed you...

Just what a "warm front" really is!

[SeattleGirl]

20. Yes! A "warm front"

And a "warm back" and...... :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

21. Watch those high pressure systems!

:yoiks:

[SeattleGirl]

27. Well, they're not so awfully bad

As long as the storm comes along and all the pressure gets blown away! :rofl:

[Thtwudbeme]

4. It's a helluva vision

;)

[Zomby Woof]

11. Just once...

I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man! :D

[aQuArius]

7. aQuArius, reporting for FUN!

damn, this is FUN!

[Zomby Woof]

12. FUN

It's the LAW.

[aQuArius]

17. FUN, Sir, FUN, yes sir!

Absolut FUN???

[Zomby Woof]

18. GODDAMN FUN

FUN in 3-D!

[aQuArius]

23. FUN Unlimited...

Googling FUN!

[Zomby Woof]

25. Fun coming out of our ears

And nostrils!

[aQuArius]

29. FUN Image

1st image that was found after googling FUN

[Zomby Woof]

31. MILES!

Now HE was FUCKING FUN!

[aQuArius]

35. Fun coming out of our EARS too!

AND nostrils!

[KitchenWitch]

10. It is Friday Fun Day

so have fun dammit!

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Here's a fun thought...

[Zomby Woof]

39. Hmmm!

I once theorized that beer bubbles were created by tiny little beer-bubble gnomes!

But I like the Guinness theory. Sounds like Carl Sagan meets Dr. Seuss meets half of Dublin! :beer:

[NMMNG]

38. Anything you say

[Zomby Woof]

40. That whipping smilie!

That is nini's favorite! :D

Slaying FUNdies is FUN. :bounce:

[NMMNG]

41. You betcha

[Blue-Jay]

42. Are we having fun yet?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

43. LET THE GODDAMNED FUN CONTINUE!!!!

DAMMIT.

[SOteric]

44. It's not day-old fun from the half-off rack is it?

'Cause I'm pretty certain having fun with, say, your clothing half-off is against the posting rules.

[Zomby Woof]

45. It's last night's fun

So it is more half-assed than half-nekkid. :7

[SOteric]

46. Exxxx-cellent!

Sign me up.

[Zomby Woof]

47. Signing up now gets you...

A free set of ZW-Brand Whoopee Cushions. :D

[In_The_Wind]

48. Cool ...