Did YOU take my car keys?

[LaraMN]

*$#$###&#!

I left them on the floor of the den, and now they're gone. Throwing everything around the room and cursing profusely has confoundingly failed to produce them. If you have them, please return them. I might want to go somewhere, someday.

[aQuArius]

1. Got Cat?

My cat used to take off with my keys. I think she like the "jingly" sound. Sorry, don't see 'em around here.

[LaraMN]

4. No cat. I'm thinking "small boy."

He likes to push the buttons on the keychain.

[aQuArius]

6. Aha, Watson, I think you've got something!

Its always the 2nd suspect! I have two of those myself. They push more than key remote buttons sometimes, though. LOL :)

[LaraMN]

7. Today he stuck a piece of cardboard in the DVD player and shut it.

and he wouldn't stop taking off his clothes. :eyes:

[aQuArius]

8. Today mine stuck a green marker in his nose

then plugged the other nostril and shot it out and laughed. YUM!

[Redstone]

21. When my older guy was little, he poured grape juice into the VCR.

And that was when VCRs were damned expensive.

Redstone

[Left Is Write]

2. Yes, I did.

I guess I'll have to come to Minnesota to return them! :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

5. Yes do it! Do it!

We'll have to keep you though, so bring extra underwear.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Use SEARCH function on your computer

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. LOL!

Reminds me of Wile E. Coyote typing questions into his Univac whatever.

"Rock. Falling. What'll. I. DO???"

*fweeepfweeepfweeepdingdingdingdingdingkachunkachunkabzzzt*

Go back and take your medicine.

[tigereye]

10. first purse

then pocket.

That's why I always put mine on top of the microwave.... ;)

[LaraMN]

14. I have too many pockets, but yeah....not there.

My Dad once had a Ford Tempo that didn't require a key to start. That's my kind of vehicle.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Check small boy's toybox

they are there.

[LaraMN]

12. His toybox?

You mean "my house"? Gahhhh! I'm never going to be able to go anywhere and we're all going to get scurvy, starve to death and not have clean underwear (though not necessarily in that order.)

[KitchenWitch]

13. Yikes

Could he have thrown them in a snowbank?

[LaraMN]

16. Oh no, they're here, somewhere....

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. God I just had an acid flashback of searching through the little one's

toys in search of my keys. :scared: Glad those days are over...I hope.

[LaraMN]

17. Those Flintstones pedal-cars are sounding pretty smart right about now.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Two words - keyless entry

and auto car starter!

[LaraMN]

19. Two words- Oldshitty Minivan.

Installing a remote car starter would probably triple the value of my van.

[KitchenWitch]

20. ouch!

:rofl:

I know the feeling.

[SoCalDem]

22. Look in your boots..

Our son took my work keys and deposited them into my husband's work boots. I had to call the bank president and inform him that I had LOST the keys to the bank :scared: