Where do babies come from?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

Spill it...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. The stork.

[barb162]

5. you beat me to that!

Yeah, EVERYONE knows it's the stork!

[Moochy]

14. No, Silly it's the Foetus Fairy(tm)

[REP]

2. Hell

[hippiechick]

18. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too !

:thumbsup: :hi:

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Empty liquor bottles and broken condoms n/t

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. Thank you for your responses.

I think we're making some real progress here.

[auntAgonist]

6. the cabbage patch . nt

[asthmaticeog]

7. Special hugging.

[yewberry]

8. Last week, one of my first-graders told me (in hushed tones)

that he is going to a big brother when he's 15, because it takes 9 years for his mommy to grow a baby in her tummy.

There you have it.

(Ouch, poor mommy.)

[annabanana]

40. oh I love that!

boy is HE in for a surprise.... and all the adults will wonder why he thinks his brother or sister came "too soon"..

(is there a parent/teacher night coming up?)

[Blue-Jay]

9. They come from a dirty nasty place.

New Jersey.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. DADDY!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

11. God, as a punishment for enjoying pleasures of the flesh

Duh.

[MountainLaurel]

12. My granddad used to tell me mom

When she was a child that a crow had shit her on a stump and the sun hatched her.

[Gormy Cuss]

19. And that resulted in

just HOW many years of therapy???????????????????????????

That explains why her name was Corvid Guano.

:rofl:

[Moochy]

13. Hey this is from WonderShowzen?

The B.U.T. answer is straight out of that segment, "Where do babies come from"
Wonder Showzen disturbs me wonderfully! And I appreciate the reference look at my avatar! :D

[LostInAnomie]

21. I'd gobble a goats balls for another sip!

Chauncey NOOOO!!!

[Moochy]

23. I've sucked from the teat of cosmic truth

Chauncey: I've sucked from the teat of cosmic truth, and I wanna do it again.

[LostInAnomie]

25. God, I love that show.

I pray every night to Lord Kromdar that they bring it back soon.

[Shell Beau]

15. Hey Paul!!!

:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. Hey, Shell...

How's things, momma?

[GOPisEvil]

16. Babies R Us

It says right on the front of the store.

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. Rubens Baby Factory

Famously situated at Fullerton and Racine in Chicago until a few years ago.

[LostInAnomie]

20. Nice WonderShowzen reference!

I was going to post B-U-T just to see if anyone would notice.

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. A night alone...with too much wine....and too good looking of a man...

Trust me on this. :hi:

[PittPoliSci]

24. fun and excitement?

what?!@

[colinmom71]

26. Well, when a stork gets drunk...

And has unprotected sex with a cabbage patch, the messy, bloody miracle of birth occurs! }(

[TheGunslinger]

28. Well, see. You insert Tab A into Slot B....

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

29. Mommy, babies come from when the guy puts his

penis in the girl's mouth.

No, dear. That's not where babies come from. That's where JEWELRY comes from.

DBDB

[dolo amber]

39. ...

:thumbsup: :D

[NMMNG]

30. A lawfully married man and woman,

who love each other very much, join together in that union designed only for the purposes of procreation per God's plan. Then if God wills it, a child will be born unto them.

[sarge43]

37. Yow.

You are one sick puppy, Buffy. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

47. Just channeling Pat Robertson again

Welcome to DU btw. :hi:

[sarge43]

50. And a fine job you did of it, but isn't the resulting

long term therapy somewhat expensive? And thanks for the welcome.

[NMMNG]

51. Nah, the experience is actually worse for him than for me

Imagine the shock he experiences suddenly inhabiting the body of a liberal, atheist, lesbian. He probably has to pray for weeks to get over it. :rofl:

[sarge43]

52. Excellent

With any luck the experience should make his head implode. :bounce:

[Ptah]

31. CanuckAmok says the come from

Baby powder and water

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4548243&mesg_id=4548684

[TheGunslinger]

32. What if all you have is powdered water?

[Ptah]

33. Then you remain childless.

:shrug:

[TheGunslinger]

35. But I want to have children so badly!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

41. Then you must pray...

to the porcelain god, Orork.

[bridgit]

34. god shapes them from dirt & star dust and posits them in the center...

of a cabbage seed where they are indeed then planted in, yes, a cabbage patch; birthed forward (so as to say), they begin to stumble & scuff their pudgy little knees all bloody in this world for the very first time, before they are taken up into a gloriously alien/overlord spacecraft made of chipped ming porcelain and zapped up & off this earth so filled with travail by way of a micro-gravitational 'zipper' accelerator, where they are to learn, for the second time = hopefully the last, the genetic certitude of missing keno numbers & potato salad it is only then...

the stork brings them "home", where they drift on a lotus pedal until someone finds them

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. SHINY!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

38. The Periodic Table of The Elements

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

42. Instability!

wishlessness.

[RandomKoolzip]

43. The capacity for hope.

The inability to tell mayonnaise from salad dressing.

Obviousness.

Unoriginal macho energy.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

44. I drink.

And when I drink, I move in a wrong direction.

[RandomKoolzip]

45. Why did it have to be Eddie?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

46. A question for the ages (nt)

[swag]

48. They're made by little elves in a hollow tree.

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Remind me not to visit that tree.

:hi: