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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 04:23 AM
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This for all the people on DU who have cats that like to hang around your
computer.


Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
By Dave Fore

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.recreational.catnip.

7. Your web browser has a new home page: <http://www.feline.com/>.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release
of "CyberDog."

4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax
and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 04:26 AM
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1. You forgot one!
You find that www.pussnboots.com is bookmarked. :evilgrin:

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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 04:36 AM
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2. This is also a clue



Cher
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 04:38 AM
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3. Nothing is safe from a cat.
:rofl: :rofl:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 04:42 AM
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4. That's a great pic.....
...:thumbsup:
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-07-06 10:59 AM
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5. ROFLMAO!!!!!
PRICELESS!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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