Explain Crap to me.

[Heidi]

I mean, I understand and relate to _good_ music, art and literature, but crap just doesn't appeal to me. :shrug:

(Copycat)

[jpgray]

1. There's actually good crap out there

As MST3K and A Midsummer Night's Dream among others lovingly showed us. :D

[Heidi]

3. Could you be a little more specific?

Is it good crap, or is it good _sh!t_? There's a difference, I've heard. :shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

2. Well, when you eat a lot of fiber...

[Strong Atheist]

4. I thought of doing this copycat, but didn't ...

:toast:

[Heidi]

7. Your self-restraint is as admirable

as my lack of it is reprehensible. :pals:

[Strong Atheist]

11. No, I have just done too many today. As for my

"restraint", copycats :

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4552511

:blush:

and

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4546336


:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

and

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4551983

:hide: :hide: :hide: :hide:

[Heidi]

15. Put down the mouse and move slowly away from the keyboard, SA.

:evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

21. Going to. It is past my beddy bye time. Eyelids getting

heavy.

Can't....

stay....

awake ....


:boring:

[Heidi]

23. Sweet dreams!

:hug:

[Strong Atheist]

25. Thanks!

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

8. Haven't you used up your 9 lives of copycatting yet?

:hi:

[Strong Atheist]

13. Yep, see post #11.

:hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide: :hide:

[johnnie]

5. Whooo hooo

I gots copycatted. :)

[Heidi]

9. And in an ironic way, tool!

Could have happened to a nicer guy. :hug:

So, are you gonna explain crap to me, or not? :shrug:

[Floogeldy]

6. It ain't Shinola.

;)

[Heidi]

10. I'll need proof.

Thank you. Thank you very much. ;)

[Floogeldy]

14. EEK!

[Heidi]

17. I concede.

YOU the greatest and the smahtest, Floog. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I never understood the difference

between crap and shit. I mean, there isn't any difference, but you can say "crap" on teevee but not "shit." :shrug:

[Heidi]

20. Semantics.

Drives me nuts. Um, nuttier. Crazy. Yeah, crazy. :P

[aquaman]

16. Easy explanation of crap.....

Turn on your local popular radio station and listen to the latest "Top 20" tunes. Then my friend, you will know what crap is all about.

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. There's good crap and there's bad crap

And then there's classic crap!

[Heidi]

22. Rock 'em-Sock'em-Robots!!!!

That's some _good_ crap! :thumbsup:

One of the best compliments I ever received: "I'm Rock'em-Sock'em-Robots in luv with you." :blush:

[Whoa_Nelly]

27. Now that's LUV!!!

:rofl:

Damn! A Rock'em Sock;em Robot love is the BEST compliment!

[TheGunslinger]

19. Probably coined by Thomas Crapper's ex-wife.

[Heidi]

24. Because all women talk Crap about their ex-husbands?

:shrug:

[TheGunslinger]

26. Because their ex-husbands treated them like crap?

;)

[hfojvt]

60. there was no crap, until Thomas Crapper invented the flush toilet

Now, if he had invented the sandwich instead, then we would be having crap for lunch, and if Lord Sandwich had invented the flush toilet we would go into the bathroom to take a sandwich.

Then again, Hans Lippershey invented the telescope (or stole the idea from some kids in his eye-glasses shop) and the microscope, and almost nobody even knows who he is. Nobody takes their Lippershey outside to look at the stars. Poor Hans totally got crapped on by history even though he had sand.

[TheGunslinger]

28. The definition of crap: I just joined the 700 club!

:(

[Heidi]

29. I'm so sorry.

Start a thread about it, and we'll help getcha out of it, huh? :pals:

[texanwitch]

30. I have several boxes of crap to throw away at my house, none of it is good

crap, just bad crap.

[Heidi]

31. Don't throw it out!

You could probably sell most of it on eBay to "collectors." :rofl:

[texanwitch]

32. I don't know if anyone would want these boxes of crap. They

were left to me by someone who didn't give a crap about these boxes crap.

[Heidi]

33. Is it old crap?

If so, it's probably valuable crap . . . valuable to _someone_, at least. :rofl:

[TheGunslinger]

34. If it's ancient crap, perhaps an anthropologist would be interested?

[texanwitch]

35. They won these boxes of crap by playing craps.

[Heidi]

36. Oh, sh!t.

It could be contraband crap. :scared:

[TheGunslinger]

37. That's some serious shit.

[Heidi]

38. No sh!t. (nt)

[texanwitch]

39. I went fishing yesterday and caught a lot crappies, crappies are good

eating, no crap there.

:yoiks:

[Heidi]

40. I love me some crappie!

Fried in cornmeal! YUM!

[TheGunslinger]

41. Crap pie?

eewwwww.

[Heidi]

43. Hey, honey, I baked you a pie.

[TheGunslinger]

45. Aww...someone gives a sh*t!

[Heidi]

47. Well, I wouldn't go _that_ far.

The truth is, I like to bake. :rofl:

[TheGunslinger]

48. Well, crap.

Shoulda known.


:cry:

[Heidi]

50. Oh, crap. Now I've made you cry.

Sorry. :pals:

[TheGunslinger]

51. Oh, I'm full of crap.

I was just a shittin' ya!


;)

[Heidi]

53. I knew that.

What do you think I have? Sh!t for brains? ;)

[TheGunslinger]

55. Better be careful how I word this...

Don't need to be steppin' in any sh*t!

[texanwitch]

42. These are big crappies, 3 to 4 lbs each. no shit.

Crap I went over 1600 posts and didn't notice, crap...............................

[Heidi]

44. Concrapulations, gf!

:thumbsup: :hug: :loveya:

[texanwitch]

46. Downhill now to 2000 posts.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Just think we did it talking about crap.

[Heidi]

49. Truth be told,

_everyone_ in the Lounge reaches Milestones by talking about crap. At least you and I are honest about it. :rofl:

[TheGunslinger]

52. You implyin' most DUers are full of sh*t?

:hide:

[Heidi]

54. No, I wouldn't say that at all.

Only us Lounge Lizards. :evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

56. I can just see someone over in GD reading this, and going back and

saying all they can talk about is crap in the Lounge.

There was so much crap in the news today a little more crap won't make a difference.

[TheGunslinger]

57. I came prepared. Just bought a 24-roll pack of Charmin!

[texanwitch]

58. So much crap is hitting the fan in Washington, we are going to need a

lot of Charmin.

I remember being in the 700 club, we got to get you out of there.

[TheGunslinger]

59. Stinks like sh*t in here.

Hey, maybe this is God punishing me for posting so much sh*t?

[bridgit]

61. well, it is certainly the case that whereas the aforementioned...

AH CRAP!! look at the time; gotta go zzooooooooooooommm ~

[Heidi]

62. But, but, but . . .

you didn't explain crap to me! :cry:

[Deja Q]

63. Ask Matt Parker and Trey Stone. The gay duo who gave us Mr. Hankey.

[Heidi]

64. It never occurred to me

to wonder about their sexual orientation. I just mentally put them in the "smart, funny guys" category. :thumbsup: