Explain carp to me.

[TheGunslinger]

Because I'm dyslexic.

[LSK]

1. its some fish that people catch at night in Lake Michigan

[TheGunslinger]

3. Hmm...but can it crap while it raps on a log with a frog?

[CarpeDiebold]

2. it's also my nickname

[TheGunslinger]

7. Actually, you were my inspiration!

:loveya:

[CarpeDiebold]

12. great, you associated me with crap and crap rap

j/k. i'm touched!

[TheGunslinger]

14. It's an honor that's rarely bestowed.

[johnnie]

4. The very first fish i ever caught

Was a huge carp. My granddad kept it and ate it. :puke:

I was about 7 years old. Carp are just really big goldfish. :hi:


How's that for answering your copycat of my thread? :shrug:

[TheGunslinger]

9. I caught one once.

Rather thin fish. Tried to fillet it and ended up with a fish nugget.

[johnnie]

10. They eat the shit on the bottom of the lake

It's like catfish.

[TheGunslinger]

11. So, carp are full of crap?

Shit.

[Fox Mulder]

5. Quite possibly the world's ugliest (and smelliest) fish:

[LSK]

6. it probably tastes like crap

[BikeWriter]

13. Only a Cajun can cook it well!

[Heidi]

8. Our carps.

(Snobs call them kois.)


Seven total: Madonna, Shamu, Pflotch, Jumpy, Bob Dylan, Trotsky and Winky.

[BikeWriter]

15. You would have them named, Doll. :-)

[Heidi]

16. Well, the Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger just calls 'em

Challenges 1 through 7. :evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

17. Hee hee hee! As long as he doesn't call them...

"reasons to go swimming."

[Jamison]

18. Or this...

2005 NL Cy Young award winner!

[TheGunslinger]

19. Who the carp is that?