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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:35 AM Original message |
Out of the depths I cry to thee, Lord hear my supplication! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:36 AM Response to Original message |
1. Dear Lord, |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:37 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Good treatise |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:39 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Thank you, Jesus. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:46 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Thank the Lord and sing his praise, tell everyone what he has done... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:47 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. When's the snacks? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:50 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. After the song about the "Lamb of God" who takes away the sin of the world |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:50 AM Response to Reply #10 |
17. ROFL! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:00 AM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Communion: it's what's for breakfast. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:03 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. One should not eat in the morning before Eucharist. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:03 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Exactly. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:05 AM Response to Reply #29 |
32. We didn't get wine |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:06 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Us, either. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:08 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. So I guess you know why |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:10 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. It could lead to DANCING! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:12 AM Response to Reply #38 |
42. . |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:14 AM Response to Reply #42 |
47. That's the way I heard it. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:16 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. And, of course, you were legally wed during those times? |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:18 AM Response to Reply #49 |
51. Define "wed." |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:21 AM Response to Reply #51 |
54. (tapping fingers in holier-than-thou Church Lady mode) |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:23 AM Response to Reply #54 |
56. Well. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:26 AM Response to Reply #56 |
58. You know what? *She* danced!!! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:28 AM Response to Reply #58 |
60. Duh, Dana Carvey's a Lutheran, it's permitted along with beer drinking |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:29 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. But was the Church Lady a Lutheran? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:34 AM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Maybe, she seems a tad legalistic for it. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:08 AM Response to Reply #32 |
35. As a great man once said |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:10 AM Response to Reply #35 |
39. "What about the Irish?" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:11 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Aww, prairie shit! |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:13 AM Response to Reply #41 |
46. "Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!" |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:20 AM Response to Reply #41 |
53. I didn't get a 'harumph' from that guy! |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:21 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. "Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him angry." |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:10 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. ROFL! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:12 AM Response to Reply #35 |
44. Outstanding, Hedley! |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:39 AM Response to Original message |
3. My Sweet Lord, |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:40 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. And smite all those who dare to start threads about fornication |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:42 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. A voice from heaven told me to tell you, |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:43 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. I guess I'll take a crap in the offering plate today. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I guess you're lookin' to get smote, aintcha? |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Ask me if I give a sh*t. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:48 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. K. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. "No....No....Sh*t no, man!" |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:51 AM Response to Reply #8 |
18. BTW, aren't smote/smite cool words? |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:52 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. "Cool"? COOL???????????? |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:54 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. "Bring it on!" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:55 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Smite me baby one more time! |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:56 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. . |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:58 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Excellent leveraging of synergies, JVS! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:59 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. And the song is definitely sung in the fashion of one who wants... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:01 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. I definitely think your'e onto a marketing goldmine. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:03 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. I slayed her with my mighty lance |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:04 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. "Stop, knave, or I shall run you through." |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:06 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. "Come back or I'll bite your legs off" |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:08 AM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Well, at least you worked "sh!t" into it. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:12 AM Response to Reply #36 |
43. I've shat so much I look like Kate Moss! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:13 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Grrrrowl |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:17 AM Response to Reply #43 |
50. You're too sexy for this thread. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:26 AM Response to Reply #50 |
57. "Right!", said Fred |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:57 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Did I say "smite"? Pardon me! I meant "tickle"! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:48 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. As you reap, so shall you sow. So, I'd be careful about shitting. |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:49 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Guess I'm in for a crapload of hurt then! |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:16 AM Response to Original message |
48. Somebody's been reading too many Urban Legends |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:19 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. What urban legends? |
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TheGunslinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:27 AM Response to Reply #52 |
59. I'm asusming something to do with one's toothbrush? |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:32 AM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Read below n/t |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:31 AM Response to Reply #52 |
62. This one |
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