Is watching a Pauly Shore film grounds for divorce?

[ronnykmarshall]

My SO is watching one right now. Can I take him to the cleaners?

[Gatchaman]

1. It's grounds for retroactive abortion

Pauley Shore is so bad it's almost surreal.

[sakabatou]

19. LOL

[sarge43]

2. Pauly Shore-:puke:

Yes or it's highly possible you could beat a manslaughter rap. More than one wife has done so after going ballistic during a Three Stooge's marathon.

[Heidi]

7. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[sarge43]

8. Thank you Heidi

It's good to be here.

[bigwillq]

10. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[sarge43]

21. And thank you to you, too bigwillq n/t

[Lilli]

3. Nope.

Sorry.Some are actually amusing - so you dont get a blanket "get out of marriage free" card...
But... you may be able to file it away as an example of mental cruelty depending on the movie...may come in handy someday...

[Initech]

4. I'd say it's grounds for justifiable homicide.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

5. You think you know someone...then...Pauly Shore.

[AlCzervik]

6. i met him when i was in Hawaii, he was very upset we didn't want a picture

with him or is autograph. His friend or girlfirend was actually really nice.

[Vidar]

9. Either that or commitment.

[Mutley]

11. If he's enjoying it, then yes.

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

12. Clean him out, ronny.

There's no fucking excuse for watching a Pauly Shore movie. None whatsoever. That truly is the bottom of the barrel, film wise.

[Orsino]

13. Only watching one all the way through is actionable.

Divorce, not outright murder. Come to think of it, though, if your SO is on any sort of life support, you could probably use this as an excuse to pull the plug.

[Radical Activist]

14. How long did you date?

This is the sort of thing I like to find out about early on in a relationship. ;)

[ronnykmarshall]

15. We've been together for six years now!

The son of a bitch snuck this shit on me!!

I think it has to do with our new Direct TV and we quit smoking.

[DawgHouse]

16. Depends. Which movie is he watching? NT

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Son in Law and Encino Man are actually pretty funny...

And no, not grounds for divorce. Shouldn't you love him in SPITE of his bad taste in movies?
Duckie

[ucmike]

18. now he owes you a Lifetime movie, or similar

i actually saw pauly shore live as a student at asu. admission was a can of food for the local food bank, so we said, "what the hell? why not". i have to say that he was pretty funny and he got the rather large crowd into it.

[sarge43]

22. now he owes you a Litetime movie, or similar

No. Jean Cocteau's Belle et la bete - mystic, romantic, arty, subtitles, all in all 180 degrees from a Pauly Shore flick.

[no name no slogan]

20. Absotively posolutely

Take his ass to the cleaners! Sugar Smack agrees with me too!

And BTW, I'll send you my lawyers' number. It may come in handy! :silly: