Please tell me the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as I am a seeker

[Nikki Stone 1]

of truth, justice, and the perfect Alfredo sauce.

Is there a Gospel? Is Emeril your Pat Robertson?

[Infomaniac]

1. The spiratual path of pastafarians is a personal one.

There are many roads to the perfect pasta sauce. There is no gospel or much in the way of spiritual leaders. There is a beer volcano and stripper factory though. Although not in direct observance of pastafarian ways, many schools serve spaghetti on Wednesdays.

[Soup Bean]

3. I thought Wednesdays belonged to Odin, the All-Father.... n/t

[C_U_L8R]

2. You must first study...

..the parables and ways of Saint Boyardee.

[mrcheerful]

4. Its about conning the elderly afraid of death and

disabled children's parents out of every dollar they have. Lets face it the Pat Robertsons, Jerry Falwell's and Jimmy Swaggerts out there that can build an empire of raking in riches all on the pretense that they can give you a better spot behind the pearly gates or cure the incureable. Even after they have been proven of fraud they are still in the business of deceit and lies. This has nothing to do with religion nor faith its about the one true god, the god almighty dollar.

[C_U_L8R]

7. Indeed you are Mr. Cheerful

watch out or we might have to make you laugh :-)

[redwitch]

8. Well mrcheerful, you are aptly named!

But I say unto you, repent for you know not the ingredients in the sausage nor verily the best cheese grater devised by the prophets. Ramen, I say, ramen! And if the mozarella pleaseth you not, cast it out and use romano or ricotta.

[Nikki Stone 1]

15. If the cheese pleaseth you not, cut it off!

And put it on a cracker. :)

[redwitch]

17. Verily.

:-) His noodliness requires our steadfast cheesiness. It is the only way to the heavenly all-you-can-eat pasta bar. The one with the minestrone and antipasta salad.

[Nikki Stone 1]

19. Oh yum!

:)

[Canuckistanian]

5. It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge too steeply

You must absorb the way of the Pasta.

Think of yourself as a piece of Focaccia immersed in the Marinara.

[Nikki Stone 1]

12. My favorite fantasy....to be immersed in marinara....

:)

[LoKnLoD]

6. Once I saw the midgit...

The midgit was what did ir for me

[roguevalley]

9. ah, prayer in progress. All of a sudden I feel strangely hungry ...

[Nikki Stone 1]

16. So should one pray in the privacy of one's own pantry?

Between the Ghiradelli and the cooking sherry?

[mr_hat]

10. Seeker? Try learning a little science first.

Arrr!

[Nikki Stone 1]

14. Science? Not Intelligent Cuisine?

I'm shocked I tell you! Shocked!

[Freedom_Aflaim]

11. Its way of enticing religous people to vote Democrat

You see when we ridicule them, they realize that voting Republican is wrong.

It seems to be working, considering that we have A Democrat for president, and control the House, Senate and Judiciary.

/sigh and end sarcasm

[Zenlitened]

21. Cart. Horse.

It can be so confusing! :cry:

[kedrys]

13. Hallowed are the Ori!

Those who do not follow the Path of Origin must be destroyed!

--Doci

[Nikki Stone 1]

18. I call foul and discrimination! The "God" thread stays in GD, but the FSM

gets thrown to the depths of the lounge!

Blasphemy, I say.


:bounce: :bounce:



:)

[LiberalEsto]

20. Be mindful of the Great Colander

which sifts the righteous pasta from the waters of boilingness.

And may the Sauce be with you!