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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 06:44 PM
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Do I get my money back? I saw Brokeback Mountain and I am still straight!
Dammit!

All of the fundies are saying that it is immoral and it will turn you gay...that didn't happen to me? Is it instant, or will it happen over time. Here I am, still a straight female! I thought that after seeing the movie, I would surely be interested in some hot girl action:crazy:

I want my 10 bucks back...
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:11 PM
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1. I'm sorry, but you have to be a straight GUY for it to work
I saw it last week and although I was straight before, now I'm just INSATIABLE for Ernest Borgnine.



I just GOT TO HAVE ME SOME ERNIE!!!!!
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:19 PM
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2. Check this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4560780&mesg_id=4560780

I'm still waiting for my gay-ness to kick-in too. If it doesn't happen in Key West this week, I give up.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:19 PM
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3. Naw. You just don't get the toaster.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:26 PM
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4. maybe you turned into a cowboy, instead.
how come nobody is worried about that?
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:40 PM
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5. You must not have been
paying attention. Did you nod off for a few minutes?:boring:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:47 PM
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6. What happens if a lesbian sees it?
:crazy:
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