Here's Your Chance! NAME MY NEW HAND!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

[Darth_Kitten]

1. Larry.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. ...

:spray:

:rofl:

[sendero]

3. Wanky n/t

[Medium Baby Jesus]

4. "Your date Friday night"

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Won't work

It's my left hand.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

7. Aaaaghhhh! Too much information...n/t

[Darth_Kitten]

15. walk on the wild side, babe.

;)

[Darth_Kitten]

16. walk on the wild side, babe.

;)

[Catch22Dem]

17. Learn to "switch hit" and double your pleasure.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. I can hit left-handed

Well... I can swing a bat.



:think:



Hmmmm... :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

6. Louie Left?

(c'mon. "Rosie" was too easy.)

[KitchenWitch]

8. Rosita LaPalma

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. ¡Ay, señora!

¡Tú es muy ingenioso! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Muchas gracias mi amigo.

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Palmela Handerson?

[Blue-Jay]

12. HA!

That's funny! (in a Wayne's World kind of way)

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

[Beetwasher]

18. Damn, That's Fuckin' Good!

LOL! Come on! Honest, is it yours?

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Haha, sadly, no...

Old childhood joke. No idea where it came from.

[Beetwasher]

21. Oh Man!

That makes me feel old actually...That could NEVER have been a childhood joke for me...When I was a child so was she (err, you know what I mean, the actual Pam Anderson that is)!

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Haha, I'm still a young'n (relatively speaking) on here, so don't worry

[jus_the_facts]

14. Digits...

:D

[u4ic]

23. Jack

;-)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

24. "yearsittookbushtobeimpeached"

[mykpart]

25. Manuel

[CarpeDiebold]

26. palmela handerson

:popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

27. Ding! Ding! Ding!

I love it!!!! :bounce:

[qnr]

28. "No, the other right" --- hey.. Pamela Handerson... that's good... n/t

[RevCheesehead]

29. Not until I find out what happened to the Old Hand.

[KatieM]

30. Hee..

I was thinking the same thing..

[KatieM]

31. Mr. Sexy..

I love hands...

[qnr]

32. Welcome to DU :)

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Yes, a very *special* welcome

From my left hand and me. :hi:

[NMMNG]

33. Harry

At least that's what it will be if you keep using it that way . :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. It'll be better off

than your butt if you keep moonin' *.

I'll have a hairy palm, but your butt'll be in Gitmo.

[NMMNG]

36. Nah, they can't arrest me

Mooning is legal in my state. However they'd surely find some other trumped up charge to get me on (just being on DU for example). :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Wow, legal? Really?

I understand it as a form of free expression, but couldn't they get you on an "indecent" exposure charge?

[NMMNG]

39. Really

It was recently declared "disgusting, but not a crime" here in MD. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/03/AR2006010301509.html

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. 'James Maxwell, one of McNealy's attorneys,

said yesterday's ruling should 'bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers' in the state."

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

41. Not to mention those teenagers

who insist on wearing pants five sizes too big, so that the waistbands hang down around their mid-thighs. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Is that still en vogue?

Kids here don't do it anymore. It's soooooo 2003. :eyes:

[NMMNG]

44. There are still a few here and there

Much to my chagrin. :puke:

[Heidi]

37. Mojo. (nt)

[orleans]

43. it doesn't look very new. maybe you should keep the old name.

it probably knows the old name by now.