I just lost my toothbrush in Rush's anal crevasse - should I look for it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

And no, I'm not gonna tell you how or why this happened, nor anything that led up to this rather, um, delicate situation that I'd rather you not mention to anyone else, thank you. That's a story best left for another day.

Should I stick my hand in and search around for it, or just write it off as permanently lost?

[DS1]

1. Well I suppose while you were down there you could floss

with his tiny pecker :D

[XemaSab]

2. It sounds like maybe you *want* to go looking for it...

:hide:

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. It's ok, Oxycontin is an extremely addictive drug.

Others have done worse to get their fix.

Oh, and forget the brush.
:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

4. I can't imagine what you'd do with it, even if you found it.

Are you scrubbing your tile grout? Even then, man - toxic waste. :scared:

[tigereye]

5. that

would be a no. How about a stick of dynamite, instead?

However, if Rush is a creature you hold dear rather than the fat slub of the airwaves, then hold the dynamite....