I have never been a DU mod, and I am a Kaiser roll

[Oeditpus Rex]

j/k

[KitchenWitch]

1. yummy

:9

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. So y' wanna...

Aw, never mind... :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

3. ....

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Yeah...

I had that coming. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Kaiser... Rex....

Oeditpus is truly a good name choice for you!! :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I dungeddit

Must be stuff about Germany and Greece I'm not familiar with.



Rather a lot, really. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

7. It loses something in the explanation.

Kaiser=emperor (king), and hard roll.
Rex=king (latin)

Oedipus = not gonna go there, I'm not your mommy (unless you want me to be! :evilgrin:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Oh, *king,* eh? *Very* nice!

I dinna know "kaiser" meant "king." I thought it was some weird German title... y'know, like Üntersturmbannfuerher.

"I'll have an Üntersturmbannfuerher roll, please — cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."

[RevCheesehead]

9. I thought that was the recipe for Crunchy Frog.

:think: HYPNO-TOAD!! Where are ya?? :9


We have lots of Germans here. And my grandpa told me he was like the 22nd cousin to Kaiser Wilhelm. Cool, huh? :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Yeah, especially if you like

pointy hats.

[RevCheesehead]

11. Actually, I like Hogan's Heroes

Damn, can't find the pic I'm looking for. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Don't tell me

A shot of the little French dude, mais non? :7

[RevCheesehead]

14. Nah, the closing credits...

With Hogan's cap perched atop the Prussian helmet. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I always dug WWII flight caps

And bombardier jackets. :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

16. And it's sexy as hell, too.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. WTF?

A clean-shaven POW? What's up with that?

Cheesy-assed little boyish grin, too. :puke:

[RevCheesehead]

18. I didn' say HE was....

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Oh

:blush:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Aww...

:hug: You'd look sexy as hell in anything... (nah, not going to say it).

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Not even

I don't have the kind of body from which clothes hang that well.

[RevCheesehead]

22. You know where this is going, don't you?

Do I really have to say anything else?? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Sigh... nope

"Heh... he said 'hang'."

:blush:

[RevCheesehead]

24. The next line is

"Forget the clothes."

And, you're cute when you blush. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Yeah, but blushin' with no clothes...

That's just... well, embarrassing. :hide:

[RevCheesehead]

26. whatever...

:yoiks: your loss

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Loss...?

I thought we were in negotiation. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

28. Sorry

I thought I was being politely dismissed.
(it's happened too many times)

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Nope

I was just tryin' to protect what's left of my self-esteem. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

30. Don't ever worry about that.

You are held in the highest of esteem. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I appreciate that

Just wish my own self shared the sentiment. :(

[RevCheesehead]

32. I've sent you a gift.

:hug:

check your messages, please. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I can't even begin to respond to that now

It... you... I...






Damn. :loveya: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Just sleep on it.

Read it often, and believe it.

:hug::loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

13. I prefer buns ...