I'll never be a DU mod, and I'm okay with that

[DS1]

:-)

[jus_the_facts]

1. It's after midnight your time....

...should I believe you?! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

2. You and me both

[bridgit]

20. you two & me three...

[LeftCoast]

3. That's because you haven't seen the moderator hot tub!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

4. Clue us in!

:P

[LeftCoast]

6. I'm sworn to secrecy about any hot tub details

but I have been authorized to mention that the free Pringles for life that we Moderators get is a welcome bonus. lol

[KitchenWitch]

8. mmm Pringles

Note to self: must apply to be a mod next time around!

:hi:

[northzax]

5. has Skinner cleaned it yet?:

it was kinda skanky last time I was there.

[LeftCoast]

7. We got a new ozone generator last term

Keeps it much cleaner now. Very low maintenance. ;)

[northzax]

9. well thank goodness

it's been three years and I'm still on anti-fungals.

[LeftCoast]

10. You might wanna have your Dr look at that

:)

[northzax]

13. well, I would ask

but that sort of question has conveniently been banned. coincidence? I think not.

[XemaSab]

11. I heard elad brings girls in there all the time

x(

[northzax]

12. where do you think my athlete's foot came from?

hmm?

[XemaSab]

14. are you sure it's actually athlete's foot???

:scared:

[northzax]

15. well, there is a foot involved

but I'm not that much of an athlete, so who knows?

[bridgit]

21. gee-awd, there it is; brewed & steeping in a vat of exfoliated mod...

jizzum is i know a plus for many but...i'll pass x(

[LSK]

17. i hear all the sex threads hang out there

:rofl:

[Elidor]

16. The world breathes easier tonight, knowing that you have finally

Acknowledged the obvious. :)

[southlandshari]

18. Thank you for sharing!

:P

[SOteric]

19. Alrighty then.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

22. Sweetie, we adore you but we know you'd ban everything in site....

except the sex threads!

[SOteric]

23. I'm betting he'd keep me around.

:7

It's just a hunch I have.

[matcom]

24. you're in REALLY deep shit when *I* run the Lounge

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

25. Well...the day that happens....

I for one will be as happy as a pig in shit.

:P

[DS1]

26. Lets leave the scat out of this little diversion, shall we?

[southlandshari]

28. Hey now!

Who you calling scat?

























What the hell is a scat, anyway?

:shrug:


:D

[DS1]

29. answer is on the way

[matcom]

30. i think you should tombstone her

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

34. But, but, but....

YOU are the one that taught me everything I know about being a pig!

And about....how to make people puke and laugh at the same time!


:P



















:hug:

[matcom]

35. you're right

i did share that very special gift with you :*

[southlandshari]

40. Sigh.

I just :loveya: your special gifts, Sparky!!


:rofl:

[southlandshari]

38. Ewwwww......

:rofl:


Got your PM with the definition. Damn. It figures. I post, and SOMEONE always has to try to turn things into a sex thread soon after.

In this case, a really icky one!


:puke:






















;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. But...but...you'd be so good at at it.

:sarcasm: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I can see it now.

Immediate banning of anyone who posts pics of children, kittens, or puppies.

Instant banning of anyone who posts an "I love you guys" thread, or a "I'm leaving DU" thread.

DU would be down to about 20 members after 1 week with DS1 at the helm.

[matcom]

32. never happen

he would have to take everyone off his ignore list first :D

[DS1]

33. Yes, Midlo suggests an impossibility

My ignore list is over 20 people strong. And I used that word hesistantly.

[Midlodemocrat]

36. When you're a mod, you can't ignore, or be ignored.

Remember?

:)

[matcom]

37. THAT'S why he will NEVER be a mod!

:D

DS1 is NOTHING without his ignore list!

[DS1]

39. Yes, I remember

And it wouldn't be as bad as some people suggest. Kittens, dogs, and kid threads are fine. It's the ensuing stupid questions that irk me so.

[underpants]

41. What kid of stupid questions?

What does that mean? Does that irk you in any way?

[Midlodemocrat]

42. God. She is soooo cute. What a beautiful underbaby!!!

[underpants]

43. Thanks. Yeah I know

She smiles every morning when she wakes up

[DS1]

44. OMG is that yours!

[underpants]

45. Yep

got papers on it and everything

[buddhamama]

46. it's your reality

glad you're in touch with it.

if it's any concilation, i'll never be a Mod either.

p.s. i think you'd make an ok Mod