Where the hell are my car keys?

[Deep13]

What did I do with the goddamn things? I am late for an appointment and don't want to turn the house upside down to find them. Where the hell are they?!

[Deep13]

1. At bottom of bog along with car.

[edbermac]

15. My father, the gynecologist, thought this was a funny joke...

Oh, so THERE are my car keys! :rofl:

[Hugin]

2. Look in the microwave...

That's where I always find my coffee cup!

LOL!

[Deep13]

3. That's where I keep my aluminum foil collection.

[JVS]

4. They're in the last place you'll look.

Unless you never find them

[Deep13]

5. I'll keep looking after I find them.

Geez, no wonder my find-stuff-quick business fail.:-(

[Arugula Latte]

16. Now that's stick-to-it-tive-ness!

'Atta Boy!

[Deep13]

6. Accidently put in can of Pawtucket Patriot beer ...

... and swallowed by Peter Griffin.

[LaraMN]

7. Probably wherever mine are; mine have been gone for 5 days!

Irritating as shit, isn't it?:mad:

[Deep13]

8. Most annoying possible response:

"Well where did you put them?"

If I could remember that, they wouldn't be lost, dumbass!

[LaraMN]

13. No doubt. Followed by the *second* most annoying response;

"Well, you should be careful where you put them!" Really?! Thanks for the news flash, shithead!

[Deep13]

9. strapped to table in Frankenstein's lab?

[Deep13]

10. Well, they're just big, plastic, toy keys anyway.

Oooo! Bright colors.

[Deep13]

11. Maybe in my house door lock?

That would explain why the house is idling.

[Deep13]

12. Taken by the state in violation of my right to keep and bear car keys.

[Callalily]

14. In the library

next to the candlestick!