whoisalhedges put the Ab Lounge infomercial on...then left the room

[dolo amber]

How shall I deal with this clearly unforgivable transgression? :grr:

[StopTheMorans]

1. "Personal ad: 'Hot stud seeks spunky geriatric lady for discreet fun'"

wait, isn't this why Hedges got married :shrug:



















:hide:

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. I thought he answered that ad already.

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

5. look up

:thumbsup:

[dolo amber]

6. You and stm can both get bent

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Hey - I was stuck watching the drill that flips so you can have 2

drill bits on it at once. "Click and FLIP!" (I think)

[matcom]

4. maybe he left it on for YOUR benefit?

:D







:hide:

[dolo amber]

7. My abs lounge quite enough, thank you very much

:P

[DS1]

10. Haaa!

:D :thumbsup:

[XNASA]

8. Perhaps he left the room to do something sweet for his special snookums.

But in case he didn't......COCKPUNCH!!!!!!

[Richardo]

9. I'd throw in the cockpunch for whatever he did that you don't know about.

...yet. :thumbsup:

[XNASA]

12. Then you should probably get one too.

[Richardo]

13. Oh, I do. Regularly.

She's on a pre-emptive cockpunch regimen.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Now the Nutrisystem ad is on.

:patriot:

[asthmaticeog]

14. Nair. Totally.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. whoisphilsilvers

[asthmaticeog]

16. .

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

17. .

:spray:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Why is my ear glowing, dickhole?

x(

[asthmaticeog]

21. Because not all Photoshops are worth the fucking effort, bitch-hog.

[dolo amber]

22. Oh...my....god

Laughing...can't...breathe....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[progmom]

19. i'm gonna go with the nair/cockpunch option

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

20. Buy him one for his birthday,

your anniversary, next christmas, any other gift-giving time. He needs a minimum of three.
Take the hint dearie. He's only trying to make your shopping experience easier. :P

[dolo amber]

23. Clearly the most reasonable answer yet

:patriot:

[eyesroll]

24. 1. Download "Easy Lover" by Phil Collins.

2. Wait for him to retreat to the bathroom, when you know he'll be in there for awhile.
3. Turn the song on at full blast.
4. Leave the house.

[dolo amber]

26. ...

:D :thumbsup:

[eyesroll]

27. Credit to J for that.

:grr:

I got him back (and pissed off a bar full of people) at the next Drinking Liberally, though, when I actually paid to have that song played on the jukebox.

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Forgive and forget

Marriage is a sacred trust. Partners have to be able to forgive each other's transgressions and live in harmony.

Or just the cockpunch.

[SOteric]

28. Soak his

hemorrhoid pads in Icy Hot deep heating rub and prepare yourself, he's about to get a crash course in Klingon opera.

:bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. Do what Gil Gerard would - eat a deep fried cheeseburger with Chivas Regal

on the side.

[LaraMN]

30. Insist on watching reruns of "the Nanny" during intimate moments...

[KitchenWitch]

31. subject him to a slide show of Thomas KinKade "art"

with "Let the Eagles Soar" as a soundtrack.