If my boss doesn't stop eating his soup like a fucking donkey

[DS1]

I'm going to complain about it some more :argh:

[matcom]

1. just how does a donkey eat soup?

:shrug:

[DS1]

2. like a pig

dumbass

:D

[matcom]

3. then why didn't you say "...like a fucking pig"?

:hide:

[DS1]

4. Because I'm exercizing my poetic license

and trying to inject some serenity into the slurp/smack/slobber/splash-athon going on behind me.

... I hope he's not looking at my screen

[matcom]

5. who the donkey?

:shrug:

[DS1]

7. No, the pig

[matcom]

10. what does his profession have to do with his soup habits?

:D

[DS1]

13. He works for the pigs, and eats like a donkey

and I run the risk of 2nd degree burns when it's Chicken Noodle Soup day.

Goddammit.

[skygazer]

6. I've kept donkeys

They're actually quite civilized in their soup eating techniques. You may be thinking of hyenas who tend to have appalling table manners.

[kick-ass-bob]

8. what a coincidence!

My boss laughs like a hyena.

[DS1]

9. Hyenas have better communication abilities

and can work in groups.

This man is clearly not a hyena.

[skygazer]

12. Perhaps a new species then

You may have a breakthrough scientific discovery on your hands. I congratulate you. What are you going to call it?

[Sanity Claws]

42. Is it an Oscar?

[anarch]

11. hee-haw

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Stupid fucking uncouth pieces of shit eating with their mouths open

Dumbass fuckers should all be fucking killed, and leave the world no longer under siege from their goddamn uncivil obnoxiousness.

Why can't people just eat silently, like a human being? I don't get it at all.

I have one cousin who is an absolute fucking pig when he eats. Total pig. I have to leave the room when he's eating - not only eats with his mouth wide open, and has uncouth manners with his silverware, but he somehow manages to amplify every fucking chew, and doesn't bother to get rid of the food before he talks, either.

:grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:

[DS1]

15. Thank you

That made me feel better

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I hate food in mouth talkers!!!!

:grr: My children know that they way to get on Mama's bad side real fast is to display nasty table manners. My stomach is iffy enough as it is for criminy's sake.

[DS1]

18. Then perhaps you should learn to cook, if you stomach is iffy as it is.

Sheesh. Blame the kids, why don't ya :eyes:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Hey you started the damned thread....

...why doesn't MrG learn how to cook? Or you...and bring it over for that matter...:eyes; <<<<added for effect.

[DS1]

22. Whatever, Beefaroni

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. For that...I'm kicking the DS1 for MOD thread....

:grr:

[DS1]

26. What DS1 for a Mod thread?

....

[pdx_prog]

34. Tell us how you rrrrrreally feel....:)

:hi:

[redwitch]

17. Why are you bashing our Dem mascot?

I bet elephants eat like pigs too. Gotta think along party lines dude.

[DS1]

19. Elephants just stick their trunks in the soup and suck

Totally silent. Like it should be.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Yeah and then they blast it all over the place, mixed up with whatever

else in their nose. Elephants are pigs. :eyes:

[DS1]

25. Speaking of Pigs

[kick-ass-bob]

27. I thought

the hat WAS a helmet.

HONEST!

:D

[redwitch]

23. Are you saying Republicans suck?

That I will buy, but silent? Nah, they suck out loud.

[DS1]

28. Oh God No! What have I done to deserve this?

He went and got another large cup.

Where's the smilie for holding a gun to your head?

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. AHHHHH! I'm with you in your pain.

I've had to live with noisy eating cow-orkers myself, and it totally sucks.

[Gold Metal Flake]

30. Noises from the next cube over

A.M.

(yaaaawn)

(yaaaawn)

(yaaaawn)


(yaaaawn)




(yaaaawn)


(yaaaawn)

(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
(yaaaawn)
EVERY 20 SECONDS!!!!!! Every DAY!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

31. Noises from the next cube over

Post lunch.

(sniff)





(sniff)




(sniff)



(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)

(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)
(sniff)

FUUUUUCK!!! I've tossed him Kleenex, he won't use them!!! Sniffling like a fucking 10 year old!!! AUUUUGGGH!

[TreasonousBastard]

39. OH GOD! That's the worst! Every time...

I hear some slobs (incuding friends of mine) snuffling snot back up their noses I want to shove the puke welling up inside of me up their runny noses.

[GOPisEvil]

32. Here. Just take his ass out.

(Insert pic of an H&K MP5)

[DS1]

36. *tick tick tick tick tick tick tick* *thud*

It's silenced

[GOPisEvil]

38. The picture I posted DID show a suppressor attached.

Stupid illegal codes. I suppose I could have snatched the picture, uploaded to my own site...bah...point made.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

33. Your boss is hung like a donkey?

Why do we need to know this? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

35. If he ate it like a resting donkey would that be better

Not really sure I want to be around a donkey while he is fucking and eating soup. It sounds really scary to me

[Der Blaue Engel]

37. Is your boss sitting next to me?

On the other side of my cubicle wall is a very nice young man who, for reasons unknown, eats soup FOUR FUCKING TIMES A DAY...and slurps every last spoonful of it! At least I think it's soup...I can't imagine what else he could be slurping out of a spoon. Why? Why four times a day? What the hell is going on over there???

I feel like stabbing awls into my ears whenever he starts on his mystery liquid.

[TreasonousBastard]

40. Is he Japanese or...

just a slob?

In Japan it's normal to slurp soup-- somewhere along the line it became a sign of the soup tasting good. Another cultural curiosity of the revolting becoming a compliment.

Seems to be a bit of a debate over it lately, though, since only the men slurp and the women think it's disgusting.

[DS1]

43. I would expect the slurping if one is dumb enough to shovel soup

into their mouths with chopsticks :D

[pdx_prog]

41. hahaha...

We have a cross dressing draftsman that sits behind me (he sounds just like Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley). Every morning at 9:00 he gets a bag of popcorn from the cafeteria and then sucks on his teeth until noon.....drives me crazy...