Bart Simpson

[Loonman]

Ever wonder why Homer doesn't just sell him into child labor?

[Shell Beau]

1. Hasn't he tried that already?

:rofl:

If not, he will.

[Loonman]

3. Probably

I usually watch The Simpsons or That 70s Show on weeeknights after work, and during one Simpsons viewing I thought, "Wow, Bart is such a little asshole, and he knows it, if I was Homer, I would have sold him to a Chinese salt mine years ago".

[commander bunnypants]

2. it was just Jimbo

Boy for sale boy for sale

CB

[mikeytherat]

5. "Hey, man, is this legal?" "Only here and Canada!"

mikey_the_rat

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Mississippi, not Canada

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Well he DID work for the mafia and a burlesque house at one point.

Close enough.

[maveric]

6. And was sent to France to work in a sweatshop winery.

In an exchange student scam.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Oh, forgot about that one...

Good call.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Yeah But The Mob Paid Well!

Remember he was taking the family out to dinner, bribing the teachers and Skinner. That was a GOOD job!
The Professor

[ghostsofgiants]

10. True, true.

[mikeytherat]

8. Marge and Homer did talk about killing him, though:

Marge: "I'm afraid we'll get too close to Bart, and we'll end up smothering him."
Homer: "And then we'll get the chair."
Marge: "Homer, that's not what I meant."
Homer: "It was; admit it."

mikey_the_rat

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Hahaha, one of my all-time favourite scenes...

"Probably misses his old glasses."

[mikeytherat]

12. What do you think Bart's doing up in his treehouse?

I dunno, running a drug lab?
A drug lab?
Or reading comic books. What do I look like, Kreskin?

mikey_the_rat

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Hahaha, Homer's lack of caring is a thing of beauty

[mikeytherat]

15. Bart! You'll never weld anything with a flame that small! Stupid kid."

mikey_the_rat

[AtomicKitten]

16. bart responds