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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:14 PM
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DS1 for GOD!!!
Edited on Tue Jan-10-06 04:15 PM by Shell Beau
You all knew it was bound to happen! Come on....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:16 PM
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1. I assure you, his Eminence has no interest in being GOD
Edited on Tue Jan-10-06 05:01 PM by DS1
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:16 PM
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2. Awwww... c;mon...
I thought he was a PIG!!! :P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:17 PM
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3. That is the beauty of God, he's a pig one day...
:silly:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:19 PM
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4. I want to know who recommended before anyone even posted!
Hmmmm, sounds suspicious!
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:20 PM
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5. God did....
You know how he gets... vanity, vanity! *shakeshead*

:P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:22 PM
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7. I hope he doesn't get out of hand.
:o
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:23 PM
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9. Maybe if we PRAY...
You know, it may help! :D
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:26 PM
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12. Do we pray to him?
:scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:21 PM
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6. Look before I recommend this post I have to ask this one question....
...what's in it for me??
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:23 PM
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8. That's between you and GOD!
:7
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:26 PM
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11. Well I have some lofty demands for the new Deity if I'm to support him/her
Like what's the deal with people burning microwave popcorn. We should have the power to smite people like that on the spot!!!

Oh and some of those follower's of God need to be dealt with starting first with Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. Have you seen the crap they've done in the name of God!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:29 PM
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13. You have some valid concerns!
May God be with you.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 04:25 PM
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10. If he's gonna be God, then I wanna be an angel.
:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:02 PM
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14. A.... Fallen Angel?
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:04 PM
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15. Would there be any other kind in a world of your divine creation?
Frankly, I'd rather it be your world than Matcom's, because he'd make us all parade around with glittery crotches.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:16 PM
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16. No glitter, and I'll let you wear boots
:think:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:27 PM
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17. Can I have minions?
I reeeeally want minions.:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:33 PM
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18. Depends..
Who do you have in mind? I may have already slated them to be ~my~ minions
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 05:36 PM
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19. I don't know. There'd have to be an extensive application process.
It would include administration of Rorschach tests and ascertaining the length of time said minions can hold their breath under water while being kicked about the shins.

Were you expecting to acquire similar individuals? If so, I might alter the terms to encompass a wider range of potential minions.
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