Mammography isn't natural.

[RevCheesehead]

meow. <---sad little copycat.


Edited to add: :bounce::bounce:

[Jamastiene]

1. You might be surprised, but I agree on that, seriously.

It hoits so bad. Why do they have to squash the poor things?

[lildreamer316]

2. I hear it's better than it used to be.

I hope so. GOnna find out for sure in about 3 years.........

[Jamastiene]

7. I has my last one about 3 years ago.

It was bad. I haven't been able to have one since the surgery, so maybe it improved in the last three years. Otherwise, it's torture.

[hfojvt]

72. aren't you a little young for that?

I thought you were in your early 20s.

[tigereye]

65. I'm afraid it hasn't changed much

Iv'e been getting them for about 10 years....

[RevCheesehead]

4. It ain't the booby as much as it is the lymph nodes.

That's just wrong.

:bounce::bounce:

[Jamastiene]

8. It hurts like torture no matter which specific part it is.

It's just wrong altogether. I agree.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Sweetie, let me tell ya a little secret....

(it don't hurt as much when you get older. Gravity, ya know. ;) )

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. The Atomic Boob Smasher

I hate those machines

[Dave Reynolds]

5. It gives new meaning to an old phrase:

"Got your tit in a wringer".

Something my mom used to say.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Y'notice there's no similar procedure

for testicular cancer?

[RevCheesehead]

9. ***** EXACTLY!!*****

If men had to go thru it, just once, there'd be a new machine.

[Jamastiene]

12. You beat me to it by one minute. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Lotta that goin' around right now

Midlodemocrat locked DS1's "dangle" thread as I was posting to it. :grr:

[mcscajun]

29. I must say that to the tech every year.

I think she's heard it a lot...'cause she doesn't even giggle. :)

[Jamastiene]

11. Really, maybe there should be.

After one or two men go through that, the procedure will be made less painful. :evilgrin:

Have you ever noticed that although it hurts women to be kicked there too, we don't end up in a fetal position like men do? I have always wondered about that.

[RevCheesehead]

14. Have you ever been kicked in the crotch?

It really hurts. You end up like this guy, but without the laughter.---->:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

18. Yes, and you are right. It really does hurt.

I didn't end up on the floor, but it actually jerked a million tears out of my eyes immediately on impact and I couldn't breathe for a good 30 seconds. I didn't end up on the floor though.

[RevCheesehead]

19. I once fell on the crossbar on my bike.

I literally had to limp the rest of the way home.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Imagine if your goodies were outies

instead of innies.

[RevCheesehead]

28. The aim was pretty damned good.

I even bruised - it.

[Jamastiene]

30. Ooh, that reminds me of a horror story from Temple.

It'll make you cringe, but it was just so bad, I still can't believe it.

We were required to wear dresses or skirts when I went to school there. Well, my mother made my clothes. She used this really stiff denim and starched it too. The rule was that our hem lines had to come down to our knees. Well, the school was constantly under construction. There was this retaining wall about 4 feet high made out of concrete blocks. There was about a foot on the high side where the dirt didn't quite come all the way to the wall. I was walking on it and fell straddling it.

Now, if I had been wearing jeans, I wouldn't have abrased (is that the word?) the insides of my legs. The worst part is that the skirt held my legs tightly together while I slid down further and further on the blocks in shock. I didn't end up going all the way down, but the abrasion was about 8 inches long and it bled and bled. I was so nervous having to go to the office to ask for first aid. I had just finished a conversation with a girl whose father was a preacher. Her father believed that only married women should wear panties. I was so scared to ask for help that I ended up going to the bathroom and trying to stop the bleeding with toilet paper. That night when I got home and told my aunt, she started crying. She said that I should ask for help right away if anything like that happened again. I walked waaaaay around that wall and any other concrete on the playground/construction site after that. It took a month to heal.

[fleabert]

47. Her father believed that only married women should wear panties

:wtf:

sounds like a pedophile to me... and I don't say that cause you said he was a preacher, and trying to be funny, that's just a very very very odd thing to say. whoa. I am kinda freaked out now. :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I think the fetal fold is just the self-preservation instinct

Apart from our eyes, guys innately protect the cubes more than anything else. We're rather fond of 'em.

[RevCheesehead]

17. so.....

Is that why you have fuzzy dice in your truck? :P

And speaking for the ladies here, thank you for practicing safe homeland security. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Actually, I shouldn't have the dice

since they stopped being cool about seven years before my truck was born.

I guess they're retro cool, though, huh? But I never thought of 'em as symbolic.

Sorta gives new meaning to "Daddy needs a new pair of pants!"

[RevCheesehead]

27. You mean like a Totem?

Have I told you lately how much I :loveya: ?

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. I do not contemplate on my fuzzy dice

Either pair.

[RevCheesehead]

40. ...

what about objects of adoration? :think:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. To wit?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

42. objects of worship

Them - and stuff. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. You mean...

those them? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

44. Sheesh...

Subtlety is wasted on some people.

Would you be willing to allow others (meaning, of course, ME!) to worship, adulate, adore, praise, and otherwise engage...all of you?

:blush: <----see what you made me do?

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Well... that would depend

Are "others" (meaning, of course, YOU) takin' me to dinner and a show first?

[RevCheesehead]

46. Of course.

I'll take you to Culver's for a Shroom-burger. We can improvise from there, can't we?

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. That'd prolly be happenin'

since I'm a shroomburger whore. :9

And then we'd rent which Python movie(s)? :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

49. I'll bring them with me.

I have all three on DVD.
That way, we can take our time, like respectable people do. O8)O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. All *three*?

Are you forgetting "ANFSCD"?

[RevCheesehead]

52. Alas,

That one I do not have.
Yet.

I figured there'd be a store somewhere along the way.

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. It's okay

Neither do I. :blush:

Matter o' fact, I don't have "The Meaning of Life." :blush: :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

55. You have, I hope,

actually seen it - haven't you??? :wow:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. Well, duh

Four times. I was never that impressed with it. It has moments, sure — including a couple of absolute classics, like "Every Sperm is Sacred" and, of course, Mr. Creosote. But much of the rest of it drags rather a lot.

I've seen "ANFSCD" two or three times. The fun part about it is comparing the sketches to the teevee versions.

[RevCheesehead]

57. Yeah - it was disappointing.

When should we see it? :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

58. Before (n.t)

[RevCheesehead]

61. That's a great idea!

It even has that little "instructional bit" that might come in handy, um, ... later on. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

63. 'Now, sex.'

"Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?"

[RevCheesehead]

64. Wha? Um, ah.... I don't know...

When?? :woohoo:

:bounce::bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

68. What, you wanna *schedule*?

Women. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

69. No, silly...

when shall I head out there? Tonight? Next week?
Have you finished inventing that teleportation device??

The moment *cough, cough* should be... spontaneous. :blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

73. Teleportation?

Be afraid. Be very afraid. :scared:

[Jamastiene]

32. I like fuzzy dice although I have never had any...

:P

[Jamastiene]

22. So that is where that word comes from.

I guess it stands to reason that the "l" sound would eventually come right after that word if you are so fond of them. :evilgrin:

[Elidor]

13. I'm still trying to figure out how to send a Mammogram

Western Union threw me out of the office the last time I tried.

[Jamastiene]

15. LOL...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Elidor]

20. It brightens my day immeasurably to have made someone laugh

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Then immeasure some more

That was funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

21. And it hurts like a son of a bitch

[bertha katzenengel]

31. RevCheesehead, about those BOUNCERS in your post:

How did you know how I feel when I run? :puzzled:

[RevCheesehead]

33. Those are in honor of KitchenWitch.

She hit 20,000 posts, and that's pretty impressive.

(it's the Big Booby Girl Club)

[bertha katzenengel]

34. Do you have to be over 20k to be in the

Big Booby Girl Club?

[RevCheesehead]

35. No - the "DD" club.

It's just a great way to celebrate!

I heard the song, "Bounce Your Boobies" on Randi Rhodes' show - I love it! It's like giving the girls permission to have some fun. :evilgrin:

:bounce::bounce:

[bertha katzenengel]

36. Well, crap.

Is there a Junior "D" Club? :cry:

:bounce::bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

37. I think anything above a C would qualify

perhaps as "DD's in training."

A "D" is just a shy "DD." C'mon and join us! :7

[bertha katzenengel]

39. just a shy "DD" --

:rofl:

I wore a "C" uncomfortably for years because I refused to accept reality.

:bounce::bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

51. I did, too (in high school)...

but people kept calling me June, because I was bustin' out all over!

Now, it's kinda cool... at least, that's what some people tell me. :7

:bounce::bounce:

[Redstone]

53. Breast cancer IS natural, in a way...

but that doesn't make it desirable, does it?

I worked with Picker International (they were one of my customers) in the 1980s, and I can tell you that they (and, by extension, other mammogram-machine manufacturers) work VERY hard to make the procedure less painful than it is, while making it as precise as posible.

Believe me, if someone could invent a machine that would make that procedure more comfortable, they would. In a heartbeat.

Redstone

[Lars39]

59. I saw a prototype last time I was at the breast surgeons' office.

It's supposed to be much less invasive.

[Redstone]

60. And they'll get less so as they go along.

The medical-equipment manufacturers are humans just like the rest of us. They do theit best with equipment design and precision.

Redstone

[tigereye]

66. hell is still at 50 degrees

I'll believe it when I see it....

[hickman1937]

62. If the same technology was employed to view testicles,

the medical community would be throwing mucho bucks into a new protocol.

[KitchenWitch]

67. The girls do not like to be squished!

x(

:bounce::bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

70. Hey! Where have you been all night?

You bouncing your boobies? :7

:bounce::bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

71. My daughter had dance class

and right after that my son had a basketball game.

:bounce::bounce: