Why isn't anybody persecuting me??

[ZombieNixon]

I demand to be persecuted, damn it!

Bring it on...bee-otch(es)!

[ZombieNixon]

1. Come on! I'll even give you some starting material!

I'm brown!
I was born Hindu and vegetarian!
I'm technically a genius!
None of my clothes cost more than twenty dollars!
I haven't had a girlfriend in nearly a year!

C'mon! You know you wanna!

[BuelahWitch]

7. There's nothing in that list to be jealous about...

But I saw your picture. You're a good looking kid. That's a good reason right here :grr:

[datasuspect]

2. if that bitch cain't swim, then he's bound to drizown

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. FUCK YOU! - IGNORED!

:yoiks:

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. Is that better?

[ZombieNixon]

10. A bit.

But you should insult my character and/or parentage while doing so. A simple Fuck You is so...generic.

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. Yeah, well maybe

your not worth my time you goddamn Hindu pussy scrub. So go eat a carrot and fuck a pumpkin you freeptarded loser.

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

26. Good! Good!

The hate is swelling in you now...

[elshiva]

4. Because you are a wonderful human being.

[ZombieNixon]

5. No. YOU are a wonderful human being.

I'm just an actor. I'm actually a bitter husk of a human being who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime, who just so happens to have a charming smile, firm abs, gorgeous eyes and a winning personality! :D

:hug: (that is, if you don't mind receiving a hung from a bitter husk of a human being blah blah blah...)

[elshiva]

21. Hee! Hee! Hiya sweety!

:hug: You are charming! :hug:

[Ptah]

6. Everybody wants everything. sheesh.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're going to crucify me.

[Shine]

9. Oh, go back to your homework.

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

11. If I had homework...

do you think I'd be on an online message board asking to be verbally (textually?) abused, when the homework would otherwise do it for me?

[Shine]

15. Well, I'm procrastinating on some work, so why not you?

besides, maybe you're just a masochist.
:)

[ZombieNixon]

18. Because, when it's not due until Thursday...

it's not procrastination to put off doing it tonight. Tomorrow, it'll be procrastination.

Betcha didn't realize there were rules for procrastination. ;)

[Shine]

24. Honey, I'm the Queen of Procrastination

and I know ALL the rules....I'll get 'em to ya later....

but it sounds like you're doing just fine, on your own. :thumbsup: Let the procrastination start TOMORROW!

You're on your way....
:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. If I didn't have you on ignore, I would.

:yourock:

[ComerPerro]

13. Are you a Christian

because, as you know, white, middle-class Christian Americans are the only people in history ever to be persecuted.

[ZombieNixon]

14. Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.

All 200 million of them in this country. Poor things. :eyes:

[ComerPerro]

16. Yeah, Christians and Republicans

[spacelady]

17. Aren't you the same as Zombie Wolf?

How's Zat?

[ZombieNixon]

19. AAGH! NO!!

Me identity! It's after being confused it is!

[spacelady]

20. Identity confusion feels like prosecution.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Yes, but being confused with and identity that's already been altered

is worse! It's like a DVD quality copy of a VHS copy of a theater bootleg! AAAAAH!! :scared:

[spacelady]

23. Bwaaahaahaahaa! Need More Wood For The Fire?? n/t