I've been indirectly accused of being jealous

[jpgray]

What should I do?

[LaraMN]

1. Steal their shit.

Then who's gonna be jealous?

[jpgray]

6. I dunno. Wanna go for a sundae?

After that we can roll my dad's Nova and spraypaint circles with "a" in the middle, or something. :D

[LaraMN]

11. Omg. We had a green Nova with plaid upholstery.

The memories.... My neighbors told their Mom I was calling them names. I was playing in the car when she came and yelled at me. She said that I thought I was "the big cheese." :cry: :rofl:

[jpgray]

17. See, jealousy at work

Who wouldn't covet a green Nova?

[XemaSab]

21. You gotta watch it with that shit

There's nothing quite like being in the deposition phase of a long, protracted lawsuit and doodling the Anarchy symbol on a napkin only to realize TO YOUR HORROR that it's penetrated through the fibers of the napkin and soaked into the $2000 table of the opposing attornies.

Bad times, bad times.

[sundog]

2. you are just jealous

drown in your jealousy for all i care

[JVS]

3. How does one indirectly accuse another of being jealous?

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Like this. Somebody's jealous, and their name starts with jpgray.

Just a coy hint.

[jpgray]

8. Or "anyone who is a shallow fuck is a jealous person"

You may as well just name me at that point.

[Dave Reynolds]

12. But that includes me as well,

along with all the speak of "juvenile" and so on....

[JVS]

13. Oh let me guess what thread that is

does it have a WTF at the end of the title?

[jpgray]

15. Wrong thread!

But if that thread could also inspire a shitty poll, I'm all ears.

[Floogeldy]

4. You should take a crap and brush your teeth.

What?

[GirlinContempt]

7. UH OH!

Drama patrol!

Who're the culprits plz? The Capt. will deal with this matter, very severely

[jpgray]

9. You're playing the game wrong

You can't name names, because it takes all the fun out of it. Let's just say it starts with a capitalized "hey," and ends with a randomly capitalized "hey." Not because that person inspired the thread, but because I want to stir up more indirect shit.

[GirlinContempt]

14. Yar! I play be the rules of the sea

Arrrrr!

Someone with a name containing two hey's starting shit? I won't stand for this slander against a fine upstanding moral citizen like heyx2!

[jpgray]

23. I fucked up, actually

The FIRST "hey" is the one which is only partially capitalized. x(

[hickman1937]

10. Nevermind. n/t

[swag]

16. Kick the infestation map thread and, in doing so, atone for your envy

of the number of self-kicks that the infestation map thread has received in comparison to your own etiquette thread on the subject of self-kicks.

[swag]

18. Pray after me:

Thanks for the memory
Of things I can’t forget
Journeys on a jet
Our wond’rous week in martinique
And vegas and roulette
How lucky I was

[jpgray]

19. Where did you get that pic?

Joan of Arc, the early years?

[swag]

20. Yes, good pattern recognition.

But that was in another country and besides, the wench is dead.

[jpgray]

22. I remember seeing that movie and thinking absently that she was hot

And then thinking what bragging rights some unknown French grunt might have had.

[cleofus1]

24. so you're the one?

no fucking way...she was talking about me! i'm the jealous one....i am!

you're always trying to be the one...you just can't let me have anything just for myself...noth.....

[SOteric]

25. Before I offer any advice, perhaps it would be best

if you tell us:

are you in fact jealous? And if so, is that a bad thing?