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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:19 AM
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If you look like Jessica Alba & bedded less than 10 guys....
Nick Lachey might want to date you!!

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-01-11/#celeb8

Lachey Looking for a Jessica Alba Who Loves Sport

Jessica Simpson's estranged husband Nick Lachey is narrowing down his search for a new woman after splitting from the singer last year - he wants a Jessica Alba look-a-like who has bedded fewer than 10 guys. The former 98 Degrees star is on the hunt for his next great love, even though he admits "Jessica is the hottest woman I've ever seen". But speaking to Elle magazine, Lachey reveals he desires a sexy Latina lover. He says, "Jessica Alba's beautiful. So is Eva Mendes." He also has fixed ideas about his next woman's sexual history: "I'm all for 10 (sexual partners) and under, but, of course, as you get older, that number becomes less realistic." Lachey also expects his new lady to understand his love of sports - unlike Simpson - and appreciate his musical career. He adds, "I hope that she'll at least respect my music. If she didn't like it, I could live with that.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:22 AM
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1. Nah, he just picked her because
he's afraid he's not bright enough to learn any new names.
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:27 AM
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2. The ex-Mr. Jessica Simpson stringing his 15 minutes out even longer
So when does he show up in a reality show with Carrot Top and Kato Kaelin?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:35 AM
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3. OMG!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!! Should I go for it?!
:eyes:


:hi:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:39 AM
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5. Sure
but, is there a Mr. Grumpy?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:46 AM
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8. Yes, and he is smarter/more talented/better looking...and it appears
he will have more earning potential as well. ;) :hi:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 07:02 AM
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11. sounds like a keeper then
I guess we'll have to scratch one off of Nick's list.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:40 AM
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6. You do love sports - that's also a must
:D

I'm sure Mr Grumpy won't mind provided that you find a way to funnel some of Jessica Simpson's money through Nick Lachey and back to MrG and the kid he would probably insist on full custody for because you dumped him for Nick Lachney
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:47 AM
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9. Ha! But he is into those S Cal poser type teams...so it would
probably be a horrendous mistake. too bad. :hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:48 AM
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10. Hey, but to be Mrs Nick Lachey I might even give up my Eagles...
but alas I've had 11 sexual partners in my lifetime

:sarcasm:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:38 AM
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4. Nick, now if this woman *says* she had 10 partners...
will you believe her?

What movie had that joke about the power of 3 in relation to sexual partners? If a woman says she has had 5 guys, multiply times 3 and 15 is the more realistic number... while if a guy says he has had 15 women, divide by 3 and 5 is the more realistic number?

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 06:41 AM
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7. American Pie II
Ok, I watched it

:eyes:
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