DS1
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:13 AM
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FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:16 AM
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:17 AM
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2. Adding to the men's: "And a flat head and handlebars for ears" |
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The flat head being there so one has a place to put one's beer.
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:21 AM
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3. I agree with that assessment, Rabrrrrrr, because |
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the author obviously would be a beer drinker.
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:23 AM
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Did he ask for a beer store? :D
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:23 AM
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:23 AM
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she also needs a twin bi-sexual sister who is also a nymphomaniac :D
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:25 AM
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incestuous twin bi-sexual sister
so they can entertain themselves while I'm watching the teevee :D
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Wed Jan-11-06 09:26 AM
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and while i play XBox :bounce:
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