Donkey-Chow just brought chewing gum to work

[DS1]

It's a good thing I work on the ground floor.

:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Oh, for the love of God! ANYONE who chews gum with their mouth open

should be immediately butchered where they stand.

I can't think of anything any more rude than chewing gum loudly and grotesquely. That's worse than just the normal subhuman pigginess of eating loudly.

In fact, I think that gum should be made illegal, because Americans have consistently proven, all over the country, that they're too goddamn dumb to chew it like a human.

Look at all the assholes out there who think it's appropriate to talk with gum in their mouth.

Fucking fucknob trash.

[DS1]

3. Drives me nuts too

If Monica Bellucci chewed gum with an open mouth like some 80's Beverly Hills teenager I'd have to find a new celebrity crush

[kick-ass-bob]

2. you heard him yesterday from different floors?

:wow:

[matcom]

4. soup and gum is a HORRIBLE combination

x(

[DS1]

5. and coffee

black

:cry:

[lukasahero]

6. Until you said you worked on the ground floor, I was wondering

if we were working right next to each other. :) My co-worker is just as annoying as your boss, my work area is WAY too f'in quiet and this guy eats cereal, chips and candy ALL day long - with his damn mouth open. I put my head phones on but can hear him over the music! I don't know why this skeeves me so much but I'm actually looking for a new job over it. Manners people - don't we teach them any more?

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

[DS1]

8. I just put some earplugs in

The only thing I can hear now is the ringing in my ears :-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Yay!!!

How exciting!!! :bounce:

[DS1]

9. Still going. The same piece.

:banghead:

[lumberingbear]

10. In donkeys and horses, chewing with mouth open...

is sign of poor dental health.