Who else here hates Matcom?

[HEyHEY]

Dirty, miserable so and so.... I'd like to teach him a lesson.

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Did he do something to you

or are you just ranting and raving at random?

[matcom]

2. teach me! teach me!!

:bounce:

and while YOU hate, i have nothing but :hug: for you

[HEyHEY]

3. You're going down Boston Boy!

[matcom]

5. i don't go down for just anyone

you BETTER buy me a drink first :grr:

[HEyHEY]

7. Roy rogers with a milk chaser?

[Squatch]

4. Is he a corporate type?

Because they're on my shitlist right about now...

[Shine]

6. I don't hate Matcom, I'm amused by him

....although he NEVER responds to ANY of my posts.

martyr-like sob, inserted here.

:cry:

[matcom]

8. awww honey

all it takes is a few naked pics! :P

:hug:

[Shine]

13. LOL!!

:rofl:

men.... :eyes:

Seriously, your silliness has made me laugh. Thanks for the humor you bring to the lounge and keep up the great work with all those off-the-wall stories you find.

:pals:

[hunter]

17. Bah, you never responded to my naked pics...

:eyes:

[JVS]

9. That taco slinging douchebag ought to be taken down a few pegs

[HEyHEY]

10. And thrown in his new deep fryer

[SOteric]

11. I don't hate the man, but what he does

in that manbox of his. Pewwwwww!

[matcom]

12. my manbox is YOUR boyfriend's throne

:think:

[SOteric]

14. Do you ~know~ how much

litter deodoriser I have to dump in that puppy on a twice daily basis?! And now you'd like to add more fried foods to both your diets!


I've a good mind to send you a bunch of bran muffins just to clean you out.

[matcom]

15. i'm gonna fatten him up for ya darlin'

don't you worry your pretty little head :D

:bounce:

[southlandshari]

16. Are you kidding?

Matcom is the sweetest, friendliest poster in the Lounge.

:loveya:
























To see this side of him, you only need to send him pictures of your...





;)

[matcom]

18. spice rack?

:shrug:





































:rofl:

[southlandshari]

20. Yes. Of course. You love to cook, right?

:shrug:

























:P

[trof]

19. I have always found matcom to be Trustworthy,

Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Cheerful
Thrifty
Brave
Clean
and
Reverent

In most cases.
Except possibly on week ends for the Obediant and Reverent part.
And the Thrifty, once in a while.
Oh, and the Clean that one time.

[BlueIris]

21. MATCOM SUCKS!!!

:-)

[southlandshari]

23. ......

:spray:


:rofl:


Hey you!

:hi:

[BlueIris]

24. Hey, shari. Matcom knows I love him.

But I haven't seen many of his posts lately...I don't think I stuck him on Ignore, even accidentally. So, what's up? Matcom, if you're reading, where are my "word of the day" threads, dawg? My mornings aren't the same without 'em.

[philosophie_en_rose]

22. Quit picking on the liberal media.

:) What would we do without Matcom news? :)

[Dave Reynolds]

25. He's my baby's daddy.

So there was something, once.....sigh....

[LostinVA]

26. Errr... who the heck is Matcom???

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Not me. I LOVE matcom.

and his scooter, too.

[DS1]

28. What lesson would you like to teach him?

Guitar?

[southlandshari]

29. .....

:popcorn:

[underpants]

30. That pretty much goes without saying

I like to call him "Scooter"

[StopTheMorans]

31. .

:thumbsup: I think that you should start a poll in which it is decided if Matcom will henceforth be referred to exclusively as "Scooter" in the lounge...

[redqueen]

32. That is an EXCELLENT idea!

:D

[StopTheMorans]

33. why thank you

:7

[southlandshari]

34. I agree!

Though I've been calling him Sparky so long it will be a hard habit to break.

For the good of the Lounge, though, I will change my ways!

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

35. Well, "Hate" is an awfully strong word.