Squatch
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:18 PM
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Fuck, I hate corporate types. |
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Yesterday, I get a call from my VP saying that my employees might not have a job starting next Tuesday, as my company has not yet received money for a contract.
He tells me to wait until the close of business on Friday to tell them.
Guess what I do?
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:22 PM
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1. Tell them at the bar after work? |
Squatch
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:24 PM
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3. Nah, I told them this morning. Now the VP wants to have a face-to-face |
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with me...on why I disobeyed his order....I wonder why, you fuckstick? Is it because I don't particularly enjoy fucking over people who work their asses off for me?
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:29 PM
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7. You did the right thing |
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:23 PM
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2. Isn't money wonderful? Fuck corporate types. & not in the good way. |
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You need a :hug: And a :toast:
My own job is nearing that point too.
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:25 PM
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4. Well, I let go with the first salvo... |
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I told my teammates this morning...fuck waiting till Friday. They have a right to know if they'll be able to pay their mortgages this month.
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:25 PM
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5. They say it's to cut down on violence and retribution |
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and that people "take" layoffs better on the weekend instead of Monday.
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:27 PM
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6. I always told my team that I would be up front with them... |
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and would never withhold that kind of information from them. They're pissed off as all get out, but at least I can look them in the eyes and say I was 100% honest with them.
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Wed Jan-11-06 08:19 PM
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13. We need more bosses like you....I have been flat out |
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lied to by a boss..told there were going to be no layoffs and BAM! the next day we were called into the boardroom and given our severance letters...yes it was a Friday. I spent all that weekend crying and it was the first and thus far only time I've called the suicide hotline. I felt so betrayed and I was scared at how I was going to feed myself. That was during the Bush I administration.
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:30 PM
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Edited on Wed Jan-11-06 07:30 PM by HEyHEY
I mean hey you might not have a job anymore... but who cares? It's Friday! ANd you don't need to go to work Monday... ROCKING!
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:32 PM
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9. You'll never get a key to the executive men's washroom that way |
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:38 PM
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10. As soon as I find an equitable job elsewhere, I'm going to resign... |
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and move on. This company had a profit of 70 million dollars last year and only 1000 employees. They could easily cover my team's salary until the contract money is received.
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Wed Jan-11-06 07:47 PM
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11. Does he wear a blue shirt with a white collar? |
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This seems to be the international symbol of corporate assholes
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Wed Jan-11-06 08:01 PM
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I've been on the other end of those "close the door" kinds-of talks. There's no good way to let somebody go, but at least you did it with integrity and honesty.
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