We Are All From Earth ... Freaking Deal!

[KitchenWitch]

Title of my new relationship self help book!

[datasuspect]

1. "Get Over Yourself. You Aren't the Center of the Universe"

"Your Feelings are Your Own. Don't Expect Everyone Else to Walk on Eggshells Around them"

"Tough Shit"

"Everything Dies"

"What Made You Think There Were Guarantees in Life?"

some books i'd like to see.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Let's collaberate!

:woohoo:

[datasuspect]

4. this is hugh!!!11

series!!!111

[Dave Reynolds]

14. And,

"I'm Okay, You're a Rotten Piece of Shit."

"Fair? Whoever Said Life was Fair?"

"Sunglass Choices for When You Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass."

[datasuspect]

16. "You're Not Special"

"He's Not Your Daddy. A Guide For Women with Serial Fucked Up Relationships"

"The 10 Habits of People Who Don't Give a Fuck"

[johnnie]

15. I'd like to see some of those myself

Some good titles..lol.

[Canuckistanian]

22. You are a fluke of the universe

You have no right to be here
And whether you know it or not
The Universe
Is laughing behind your back

Deteriorata

[alarimer]

23. "Life isn't fair so quit whining" n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. I Promise Not To Laugh During the Seance...title of my new

coming of age novel. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

5. sounds like a great title

I would love to read that book.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. You'll get an advanced copy. Quite possibly with grape jelly on it,

but you'll get it. :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

8. For what age audience?

if I may ask? :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. It is a coming of age novel, set in the 70's that I am hoping will play

to the 30-40 something reader. :hi:

[Left Is Write]

7. We are?

Are you sure about that?

[KitchenWitch]

9. LMAO

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Dunno about youse guys, but

I'm Tralfamadorian. :hi:

BTW — nice little planet ya got here. :web:

[RevCheesehead]

11. Speak for yourself, Earthling.

[datasuspect]

12. i remember some good photoshopped porn of that woman

yowza.

[RevCheesehead]

13. That's the woman inside me, screaming to get out.

No, I didn't eat her. I'm not wired that way.

[elshiva]

17. Well, I am from Beetleguise.

[LeftyMom]

18. Nuh uh. I'm from Vega.

:silly:

[LSK]

20. i got another book idea for you

"A brazilian ways to disguise a joke."

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

21. Brilliant!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I got a title for ya

And a cover. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Whoa!

Cool!

:hi:

[elshiva]

26. ROFL! But that is really the cover of great book:

Bait and Switch by Barbara Ehrenereich

She tells it like it is!

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Shhh!

Took me awhile to get all her stuff offa there. I'm a long way from bein' a Photoshop whiz.

I just googled "book covers" and picked the first one with art that could be on a relationship book. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

29. "There is nothing wrong with you that an expensive

surgery won't prolong." Good Monty Python self-help title, no?

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Or this one

"Mrs. Ratbag! If you don't mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment! Now, I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh."



Kinda hard to fit on the cover, though... :crazy:

[elshiva]

31. "They're all the number 3." "No." They're all the number 3."

"No." They're all the number 3. NO, THEY'RE all the number 3!"

"Mr. Belchip (sp?) your legs is all swollen"

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. "Dr. Phil Doesn't Know What He's Doing..."

"Any More Than You or I Do."

[NMMNG]

32. I wanna play!

"We're Gay and We're Not Going to Take Anymore Crap From You"