I want to start a flame war!

[izzybeans]

Well, just because I don't think I've had a thread with more than 10 replies in the year or so I've been here.

So Fuck OFF! ;)

[RebelOne]

1. Go over to GD. Plenty of flame wars going on there.

[Deja Q]

3. Damn. Maybe I put my hot dog thread in the wrong forum...

Still, I've got my clambake-at-the-beach discussion on hold for just that right moment... O8)

[izzybeans]

4. That's sort of what I mean.

Trying to start a serious discussion in that place is nearly impossible without a big name username.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Speak to us about songbirds vs. cats, or what fried chicken should

be.

[izzybeans]

5. Fried Chicken is like the Holocaust.

Would that get a thread going? I typically avoid such fire. No vat of grease for this bird.

[elshiva]

6. You are a lovely human being, so it is hard to flame you.

That might be your "problem," but it isn't a problem at all! :hug:
Plus you have a disarmingly funny avatar.

[izzybeans]

7. You made me smile.

:silly:

[elshiva]

9. You make me smile too,

:silly: ;)

[izzybeans]

11. Thanks! That is the lift I was looking for.

:hug:

[elshiva]

14. You are welcome!

:hug:
Another piece of advise, do NOT try to start a flame war with me,
because I only end up complimenting people. Also I don't like arguing
especially with other Democrats.
:hug:

You really know where your towel is at!

[izzybeans]

16. My flames are rhetorical, and if not rhetorical, then satirical

and if not satrical, then nonsensical.

Your response to flames is one I must remember.

[elshiva]

18. Thanks! All hail nonsense!

"It is only when you leave duality that you begin to swing."
--Brother Dave Gardner

:toast:

[izzybeans]

19. Touche

[elshiva]

20. Baruch Atah Adonai TWEEEEEE!

Beep! :silly:

[izzybeans]

21. Know I can't even respond because laughter has stalled

the brain type thing I've got sitting in my skull.

:rofl:

[elshiva]

25. Which brain? The one inside your head or the one in

your feet?

[izzybeans]

28. The one in my feet feels like flubber. Kind of bouncy.

Kind of spongy. A little bit overworked.

I do like the blessing though. I think.

[elshiva]

29. Then let it out for some air.

[izzybeans]

30. How did you know my leftbrain was wearing it's shoe!

[elshiva]

31. Because it shaped like a spork.

[izzybeans]

32. Can you tell my the shape of the right brain because

If you get that one right then your then your prophecy shall ring true.

[elshiva]

36. Is this a piece of your brain? It is green, like a chicken wing.

[izzybeans]

37. Well my right brain is purple but I hear when it oxidizes it greens

a bit.

[elshiva]

48. And then it foams, correct?

Is this your brain:
http://images.pfaw.org/stc/A+B-80.jpg

[izzybeans]

50. Is that a two headed cobra? Or did you just leave the oil on the

frying pan too long?

[elshiva]

52. That is a two headed Bugglebeast from Krul, do NOT

touch! :(

[izzybeans]

54. Well now you tell me. Now I've got a burning rash. I'm not sure

I can overcome it.

[elshiva]

56. Use Whizzo butter. Remember eat Whizzo butter

and GO to heaven.

[izzybeans]

58. I don't believe in Whizzo butter.

But I'd certainly spread some Heaven on the wound. ;)

[elshiva]

60. Good. Now lie back and listen for the sound of the beep.

:) You are a child of the universe, izzybeans, no less than the trees and
the stars you deserve to BEEEEEEEEEEP! :hug:

[izzybeans]

63. Ahhhh. That is a warm feeling.

:hug:

[elshiva]

66. Ahh, The warm feeling

the embrace and chuckle
a blink,
a farewell.

:hug:

[barb162]

8. go to Israel/Palestine forum.

Say hello; there will be a flamewar

[izzybeans]

10. That's good advice.

I typically just read that sort of thing silently and settle into my own position.

[last_texas_dem]

12. You should say your views

on homeschooled kids misbehaving in restaurants while their parents, who love to watch "Fat Actress" don't do anything to stop them. Oh yeah, and give your view on why women don't like to date "nice guys."

And that should do the trick! :-)

:nuke:

[izzybeans]

13. That has all the right ingredients.

How would one start a serious discussion about something? ...a discussion that does not play off the vices of someone else.

[StellaBlue]

15. Abortion is wrong and should be illegal.

You said you wanted to start a flame war.

[izzybeans]

17. So If I were to cut and paste those words into a GD thread

predict the outcome.

[StellaBlue]

22. .

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[izzybeans]

24. Tempting.

I won't do it without an ally.

[StellaBlue]

26. no way, dude

Not from me.

(I don't agree with that, btw, just trying to help you with your flame war kindling.)

[izzybeans]

27. I do know. But like I've said I've never had a thread with

more than 10 unique postings. Anyho I was only kidding. I wouldn't do that even with someone in on the joke.

[bridgit]

23. zip-pity doo dah, zip-pity eh...

[NNadir]

33. You piece of shit. You don't want a flame war. You know nothing about

flame wars.

I could easily start more fucking flame wars than you could, so why don't you just give it up?

Man you fucking piss me off.

[izzybeans]

38. Get off the pot or piss then.

[NNadir]

41. Fuck off. You clearly don't get it.

[izzybeans]

43. Oh I get it. It's you who doesn't get it.

When you realize it's gonna be HUGH@@!!!

[izzybeans]

45. This is officially my worst thread ever.

Screw You People.

:grouphug:

[NNadir]

47. It's hard to believe that this is your worst. For a flame war, it's...

pretty weak.

Frankly I've seen better flame wars when people weren't even fucking trying for one, probably 5 or 6 today alone, and I haven't opened all that many threads.

[izzybeans]

49. Well...I am a measly second tier member.

[NNadir]

53. You can't have a fucking flame war if you give up so easily.

What a fucking wimp.

Try to learn something about the fucking web site if you want to have a fucking flame war. There are no fucking tiers here.

[izzybeans]

55. You've beaten so much into submission that I have converted to

Your side. :sarcasm:

[NNadir]

61. Bullshit.

You don't have a clue about how to be on my side.

What an ass!

[izzybeans]

64. Yeah Huh! I'm so much on your side it scares you.

;)

[NNadir]

65. Yeah, right!

Loser. Well I hope you got your fucking flame war out of your fucking system.

:evilgrin:

[izzybeans]

67. Thanks! i feel better.

[Canuckistanian]

34. So it's all about you, then?

Typical.

[izzybeans]

40. Always.

ATypical.

[MissB]

35. Just go to GD and start looking at the abortion threads.

There is usually a decent flame war happening there.

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Only fourteen now until the flames get fanned.

:toast: To you, and your mission...Oh, I guess I've got to be contrary...dumbass. ;) :hi:

[izzybeans]

42. No you'll b e agreeable and you'll like it!

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. Make me!

:bounce:

[izzybeans]

46. See I told you so.

Begging to be agreeable already.

:crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. Congrats! Flames achieved.

:toast: Now, bite me. :hi:

[izzybeans]

57. .

:rofl:


I hope your night is rotten. :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

59. Monogamous children in restaurants are unnatural

:evilgrin:

[izzybeans]

62. Well then polyamorous adults eating at home are natural

Wait we must agree.

I mean Monogamy good.