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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:16 PM
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BEER is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Edited on Wed Jan-11-06 11:18 PM by Vinnie From Indy
I think I would have enjoyed having a brewski with ol' Ben Franklin. Maybe a fine Belgian Ale.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:22 PM
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1. damn, Ben just gave me an H.P. Lovecraft flash-back
my 2nd one this week! :evilgrin:

Come hither, my lads, with your tankards of ale,
And drink to the present before it shall fail;
Pile each on your platter a mountain of beef,
For 'tis eating and drinking that bring us relief:
So fill up your glass,
For life will soon pass;
When you're dead ye'll ne'er drink to your king or your lass!

Anacreon had a red nose, so they say;
But what's a red nose if ye're happy and gay?
Gad split me! I'd rather be red whilst I'm here,
Than white as a lily and dead half a year!
So Betty, my miss,
Come give me a kiss;
In hell there's no innkeeper's daughter like this!

Young Harry, propp'd up just as straight as he's able,
Will soon lose his wig and slip under the table,
But fill up your goblets and pass 'em around
Better under the table than under the ground!
So revel and chaff
As ye thirstily quaff:
Under six feet of dirt 'tis less easy to laugh!

The fiend strike me blue! l'm scarce able to walk,
And damn me if I can stand upright or talk!
Here, landlord, bid Betty to summon a chair;
I'll try home for a while, for my wife is not there!
So lend me a hand;
I'm not able to stand,
But I'm gay whilst I linger on top of the land!


-H.P. Lovecraft - "The Tomb"
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:23 PM
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2. See, Ben Franklin had the right idea!
A :toast: to Mr. Franklin!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:27 PM
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3. Surprising headline for DU but as a beer drinker, I approve this
message; some friends of mine had one with Senator Kerry for his birthday in December, and I surely wish I could have been there for that.
Historically, wow! Ben Franklin sounds like a great choice. F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ernest Hemingway could be contenders. There are so many!
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:28 PM
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4. I love that quote by good ole Ben.
:toast:

:hi: Vinnie From Indy!!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:29 PM
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5. Jack Handy says...
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."

:beer:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:29 PM
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6. AMEN!
:toast:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 12:30 AM
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7. The ancient Egytpians didn't call it...
"The nectar of the Gods" for nothing:toast: :beer:
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 12:31 AM
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8. I'll drink to that.
:)
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